time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/537.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539e77d2636872045af60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7757636872056f080400#post_539e7757636872056f080400\r\nHey, _Minecraft_ is awesome.\r\n\r\nSadly I have only played the Xbox and Pocket versions.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539e783263687204c4a80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i feel like i have become this nihilistic piece of shit, that i just stoped caring as a whole.\r\n\r\ni stoped caring about this brony secret club shit, i dont like slangs, i hate cosplays, it would annoy me for a stranger to say pony stuff too.}\r\n\r\nam i a bad person, has society turn me into a bad guy?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539e78656368720370b30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e77d2636872045af60300#post_539e77d2636872045af60300\r\n\r\nI have Minecraft for PC... and god hoqmw many days I spend to get to the bedrock...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539e78806368720370d60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"<User 1> [12:49 am]:\tToday at GTA IV I learned to use a flaming bike as a un-guided missile\r\n<User 1> [12:49 am]:\tThe target was a van, full of opposing team members...\r\n<User 1> [12:49 am]:\tThey did their best... but they were cornered...\r\n<User 2> [12:49 am]:\tcool!\r\n<Mod 1> [12:51 am]:\tI think we should probably stick to the E for Everybody when it comes to discussing games here. lol\r\n<User 1> [12:52 am]:\tMhh... what about ORION?\r\n< User 3> [12:52 am]:\tspeaking of which\r\n<User 1> [12:52 am]:\tMaybe some Civ V\r\nAaronMk [12:52 am]:\tCrusader Kings 2?\r\nAaronMk [12:52 am]:\tGranted there's only one other chap here who plays that, that I know of.\r\n\r\n\r\nTHE FUN IS SLIPPING. ENTERING UNFUN.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"539e78d7636872045a540500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e75ca63687203fcd50200#post_539e75ca63687203fcd50200\r\nI'm not really familiar with them, but I will give an example of my own.\r\n\r\nNicodemus Arc de'Leone from the Dresden Files. \r\n\r\nFor those who don't know he is pretty much the most evil character in that series that is not some sort of gibbering monstrosity from beyond space and time. He is the leader of a faction called The Nights of the Blackened Denarious, a group of humans who have taken up the 30 silver coins that Judas was paid in and work with the fallen angels imprisoned within to do nothing but spread evil and darkness across the land.\r\n\r\nHe works as both a tempter since these fallen angels grant terrible power to those who take up the coins and as a direct threat through a combination of competence, ruthlessness and being utterly, batshit EVIL.\r\n\r\nAnd yet he's charming. He banters well, cares for his daughter and is operating out of genuine belief in his utterly monstrous cause.\r\n\r\nHe isn't some dupe you can feel sorry for, he's not a bad boy with an interestingly lost soul that needs redeeming, he is a complete and utter monster and yet he is an utterly fascinating one.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539e7947636872045a330600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e78d7636872045a540500#post_539e78d7636872045a540500\r\nthere was a quote I thought you would like but I forgot.\r\n\r\nSo here is this one, \"never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.\"","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539e79ee6368724547120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Steals bacon from GMA's fridge*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539e79f26368724536300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7947636872045a330600#post_539e7947636872045a330600\r\nWas it \"no one ever lost money betting on the stupidity of the American public?\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539e7a3363687242570d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e79f26368724536300000#post_539e79f26368724536300000\r\nnah","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539e7a9f63687242ac280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539e7bb46368724536a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e79ee6368724547120000#post_539e79ee6368724547120000\r\n\r\n*Takes the bacon of Random*","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539e7c67636872439eba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7bb46368724536a60000#post_539e7bb46368724536a60000\r\n*Eats Gizoid and the bacon*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539e7c84636872439ec60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://25.media.tumblr.com/171b67b84c57847a2864c6ba3df75dc4/tumblr_mjj9he7wLh1rouw9co1_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539e7ca66368724385b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7c67636872439eba0000#post_539e7c67636872439eba0000\r\n\r\n*Gizoid eats the bacon inside Random*","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539e7d0b6368724589e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7ca66368724385b10000#post_539e7ca66368724385b10000\r\n*A tapeshark living inside my stomach rips Gizoid's stomach open and puts the bacon back in my stomach*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539e7e226368724257fe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7d0b6368724589e60000#post_539e7d0b6368724589e60000\r\n\r\n*Gizoid attacks and eats tapeshark. Regenerates belly and eats bacon.*","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539e7ea563687242d4430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7e226368724257fe0000#post_539e7e226368724257fe0000\r\n*Ejaculates Gizoid out, retrieves bacon from his stomach, then eats it again*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539e7f51636872439efd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7ea563687242d4430100#post_539e7ea563687242d4430100\r\n\r\n*Insert fist inside belly, scavenge in the intestines and stomach, finds bacon and eat them all.*","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539e7f9263687245890f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7f51636872439efd0100#post_539e7f51636872439efd0100\r\n*Eats rips bacon out of throat, eats it, digests it, and shits it out, rendering it inedible*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539e7ff0636872429dde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This thread got weirder than that time I got insanely horny...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539e80886368724354700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e7f9263687245890f0200#post_539e7f9263687245890f0200\r\n\r\n*Grab shit, put it in a filter machine, the last pieces of bacon get separate from the shit, now the shit is gone, only beacon stayed. Eats bacon.*","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539e81e06368724354ba0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e80886368724354700200#post_539e80886368724354700200\r\nThat's fine.\r\n\r\n*Goes to a butcher and eats all of the bacon raw*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539e829e63687245d4970400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e81e06368724354ba0300#post_539e81e06368724354ba0300\r\n\r\n*Random adquires diarrhea*","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539e836d63687243548b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Once Again, I have no clue what's going on","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539e8387636872427eff0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/b1323179c14f13d086d16c3999bb785c/tumblr_mj7aztUbOe1rav3clo1_500.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}