time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/554.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a11d1c63687257c3f20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pizza-fail.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a11d6f63687253191c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am going to try a deep-fried Moro bar tomorrow. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a11ec06368722f98410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11d6f63687253191c0100#post_53a11d6f63687253191c0100\r\n*--And that was how Random got all those horrible scars that he had in his future--*","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a11f9163687279b17d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11d6f63687253191c0100#post_53a11d6f63687253191c0100\r\nwhat is that? Sounds delicious.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a12002636872578c410600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11ec06368722f98410000#post_53a11ec06368722f98410000\r\nWhat about the penis tattooed on his face? How'd he get that?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a120ce63687257c3230600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"daily reminder that you need to praise to the based god\r\n\r\n!http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_m7fx7r9Cbf1ru6j58o1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a126396368727941d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11f9163687279b17d0100#post_53a11f9163687279b17d0100\r\nGoogle is your friend.\r\n!http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sign-fail-prostituted.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a1264c6368723128010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a120ce63687257c3230600#post_53a120ce63687257c3230600\r\n\r\n> No Deadpool\r\n\r\nMeh","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a126bc636872310c2a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a126396368727941d40000#post_53a126396368727941d40000\r\nI sometimes confuse those two words myself.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a128276368721268220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1264c6368723128010000#post_53a1264c6368723128010000\r\n\r\n\r\nthe based god is the only one that keeps you safe from the MEMES CANCER.\r\n\r\n!https://warosu.org/data/jp/img/0119/86/1395452096124.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a1284c6368722df89f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a12002636872578c410600#post_53a12002636872578c410600\r\nBeing away from my time-viewer at the moment, my guess is that he either got too \"punch-drunk\" and someone put that on there without his noticing, _or_ he just got really really _really_ bored one day and decided to get it done for the \"shits and giggles\" (quite literally).","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a128fe6368726c31c80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a12002636872578c410600#post_53a12002636872578c410600\r\nWhat does my future room look like? Am I still a brony? Do I have a neckbeard?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a12aa063687252f41b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a128fe6368726c31c80200#post_53a128fe6368726c31c80200\r\nA cardboard box; Show gets canceled; You lose the ability to grow any hair on any part of your body.\r\n\r\nThis is, of course, when viewing from the perspective of the darkest timeline.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a12ad46368724bd8ef0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a12aa063687252f41b0500#post_53a12aa063687252f41b0500\r\nWhat is the best timeline and how do I achieve it?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a12ca663687252f4fc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a12ad46368724bd8ef0300#post_53a12ad46368724bd8ef0300\r\nThe timeline where you open a portal to Equestria for everyone to be able to pass through back and forth freely, forever.\r\n\r\nTo obtain this, you must endure through the darkest timeline, and then say the right words at the right time to the right person for the right reasons in all the wrongest of ways.  Then, and only then, can this best timeline unfold.\r\n\r\nThat, or you get me a sandwich.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a12ce66368723137010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a12ca663687252f4fc0500#post_53a12ca663687252f4fc0500\r\nWhat is the best and easiest timeline to achieve?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a12d6c6368722f98400500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a12ce66368723137010200#post_53a12ce66368723137010200\r\n\r\n\r\nmlp gets rebooted and its not as good as g4 but not as bad as g3.\r\nyou live in an aparment with a normal office job, and you are able to grow a moustache at best.\r\n\r\nthats the safest timeline to get.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a12e046368724bd8290500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a12d6c6368722f98400500#post_53a12d6c6368722f98400500\r\nThat sounds OK. \r\n\r\nBut what happens to my science/paleontology career?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a12e7763687255325b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a12e046368724bd8290500#post_53a12e046368724bd8290500\r\n\r\n\r\nyou get a decent job and decide to study other fields to get better jobs and more income.\r\n\r\na fairly normal and safe life, no extremist status quo.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a1370663687231376d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i wont to tortur and kil all those \"edgee\" teenz \r\ni am so dak and evil\r\ni were blak only\r\nmy nam is daksolekilla","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a13c446368727623410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/N8PPn55.gif!\r\n\r\nLIL B based god\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1370663687231376d0600#post_53a1370663687231376d0600\r\n\r\nwhat about swagfags and hipsters?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a141126368727e5c350200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a13c446368727623410000#post_53a13c446368727623410000\r\ni kil dem two\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a150ee63687276bfb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I die, I wish for a world with aliens that start war on humanity.\r\nCause humanity meeting aliens would try to dissect them first.\r\nAnd I'm not saying who's the victim.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53a1a3596368727574780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Tesla motors found out the way to get the ball rolling on electric cars; loosen your patents that way other companies will be able to build their own charging stations.\r\n\r\nThe number of charging stations going to be built has already massively shot up and as a result so did tesla's stocks.\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a150ee63687276bfb60100#post_53a150ee63687276bfb60100\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]If I die, I wish for a world with aliens that start war on humanity.\r\nCause humanity meeting aliens would try to dissect them first.\r\nAnd I'm not saying who's the victim.[/bq]\r\n!http://emotibot.net/pix/4048.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a1b1856368727574fb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So over in the word association thread Artcast introduced me to what I now believe to be \"Sunset Shimmer's theme song\":https://soundcloud.com/panicatthedisco/the-ballad-of-mona-lisa\r\n","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"}]}