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{"topics":[{"id":"553ff7896368726723810900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ff6b96368727c9a191200#post_553ff6b96368727c9a191200\r\nMy mom says \"Never start a fight. But never be afraid to FINISH one.\" My mama is fucking hardcore.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553ff7c26368727c9a021400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553fede16368722cff0e0c00#post_553fede16368722cff0e0c00\r\nNo, they're a good band, and I actually like that song.\r\n\r\nIt's just that the song's inclusion just seemed out of place in the Black Ops III trailer.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"553ff81e636872385ded0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ff7896368726723810900#post_553ff7896368726723810900\r\nDamn, mama.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553ff8996368723876a40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/L9xBRGw.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553ffbd1636872050b9b1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ff8996368723876a40200#post_553ff8996368723876a40200\r\nLook ma'am you are in danger. *Takes off mask* from me.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553ffc806368726723d51000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I didn't actually do anything yesterday other than draw that Crappy Davi. (And Finishing Alabasta.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553ffcc06368727c8c3b1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ffc806368726723d51000#post_553ffc806368726723d51000\r\nDRAW MOAR!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553ffd836368727c9a4c1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"planned to wake up at 2 to make soup and salad before mom goes to work.\r\n\r\njust woke up. mom has gone to work. shit.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ffcc06368727c8c3b1f00#post_553ffcc06368727c8c3b1f00\r\n^^^^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553ffe606368727c8c832200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ffd836368727c9a4c1e00#post_553ffd836368727c9a4c1e00\r\nMake soup and salad for when she gets home.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553ffeb96368726723a01400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Out on walk\r\nWaiting for bus\r\nHow is?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553fff1363687272d27d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ffe606368727c8c832200#post_553ffe606368727c8c832200\r\ni dont know the recipe for the soup\r\nbut i can make the fuck out of a salad","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553fff44636872385d0f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ffd836368727c9a4c1e00#post_553ffd836368727c9a4c1e00\r\nDid she leave a Sticky Note for you?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553fff716368726723ec1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553fff1363687272d27d0000#post_553fff1363687272d27d0000\r\nUse internet\r\nFind recipe","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5540016b6368725fb3220300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So grandman is gonna be staying at moms house soon. For almost two weeks. This is a recipe for HILARITY.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554001a4636872050b852300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540016b6368725fb3220300#post_5540016b6368725fb3220300\r\nOh boy\r\nTime for wacky high jinks?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554001b1636872385dde0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ffcc06368727c8c3b1f00#post_553ffcc06368727c8c3b1f00\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ffd836368727c9a4c1e00#post_553ffd836368727c9a4c1e00\r\nEh. I don't have anything that I particularly want to draw.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554001c66368726723df1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554001b1636872385dde0f00#post_554001b1636872385dde0f00\r\nDraw me!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554001eb6368726723121a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554001b1636872385dde0f00#post_554001b1636872385dde0f00\r\n-Draw a penis-","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554002096368726723391a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554001eb6368726723121a00#post_554001eb6368726723121a00\r\n-Draw my penis!-","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554002446368726723a51a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554002096368726723391a00#post_554002096368726723391a00\r\nI believe that level of perfection is a bit beyond his current level.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5540026b6368726723e91a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554002446368726723a51a00#post_554002446368726723a51a00\r\no///o","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5540029563687272d2a90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540026b6368726723e91a00#post_5540026b6368726723e91a00\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130111090204/aceattorney/images/5/52/Edgeworth-bow(a).gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5540052f636872385dc61300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"YES! YES!\":http://channelawesome.com/nostalgia-critic-legend-of-zorro/\r\n\r\nI loved the Mask of Zorro when it came out and seeing this sequel felt like getting a kick on the balls","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554006f86368725fb39c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/61c5c84ee83d9743c37dc80d88782a98/tumblr_nnbtgcJ4ao1rhuhauo6_1280.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55400839636872050b362e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"postposting\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553f713d63687274ef4f1100#post_553f713d63687274ef4f1100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553f70e863687278673b4400#post_553f70e863687278673b4400\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/10/4/113582/full.jpg![/bq]\r\nI don't know what the relevance of Colin Mochrie next to Opalescence is, but goddamn if it didn't make me laugh anyways\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553f8e866368721554920800#post_553f8e866368721554920800\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]!http://cdn.meme.am/instances/57400777.jpg!\r\n\r\nSo, I just thought of a funny scenario if I never will get my driver's license.\r\n\r\nI was a political leader of the world and one day, I got late to somewhere. When they asked why, I told them I didn't have a driver's license so I had to take a cab. And then, people started to overreact like they always do, wondering if I deserve my place as a political leader since I don't have a license to drive.\r\n\r\nI couldn't imagine what would happen next though.[/bq]\r\nThis is why I will never get anywhere in life\r\n\r\nWell mainly because I can't drive anywhere :P\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553faf3f6368721554213500#post_553faf3f6368721554213500\r\n[bq=\"toxicrystal\"]\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553faed463687256c5b01500#post_553faed463687256c5b01500\r\nOh, sweet!\r\nBeat his ass for me.[/bq]\r\nSo everyone secretly wants to beat me up when I'm not here\r\n\r\nmfw\r\n!//derpicdn.net/img/2015/4/26/882973/medium.png!:/882973\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553fb20b6368725d182c5100#post_553fb20b6368725d182c5100\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]DRAGON BALL IS GETTING A NEW SERIES BITCHEEEESSS[/bq]\r\nColor me surprised, I thought it was on its last limbs by only surviving through the movies.\r\n\r\nShows what I know about the Dragon Ball industry.\r\n\r\n\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553fc2356368725330fa2500#post_553fc2356368725330fa2500\r\n[bq=\"ToskiHero\"]\"WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4UUQqefajc\r\n\r\n*T-this is stupid! Incredibly, _incredibly_ stupid!*[/bq]\r\noh GOD I wasn't even able to sit through that entire trailer\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553fd49b636872411ee90100#post_553fd49b636872411ee90100\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]!http://i.imgur.com/iFctMlX.jpg![/bq]\r\noh god yes\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/91651ee460c77381a652e9fffc38af86/tumblr_n5pa4zYWDT1s8g65go1_500.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}