time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/573.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a3b7b06368722941dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/139350-3/Donkey-love.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b80b636872298a9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b7b06368722941dd0000#post_53a3b7b06368722941dd0000\r\n\r\nWho wants to recreate that gif?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b81363687229aa110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b7af6368722a21710000#post_53a3b7af6368722a21710000\r\nWe are the FBI. You have committed a capital offense and shall be executed tomorrow. Guilty until proven innocent, no trial. Execution will be via being fed to a spidershark.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b8706368722ae22d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b81363687229aa110100#post_53a3b81363687229aa110100\r\nWe're out of spidersharks actually.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3b8906368722ab3220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/161527-3/Angry-sports-fan-reaction.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b8956368722a02c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b8706368722ae22d0100#post_53a3b8706368722ae22d0100\r\nI made a new one three seconds ago. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b8966368722b36270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b81363687229aa110100#post_53a3b81363687229aa110100\r\n(Flashes you instead)\r\nOh hey; so that's what that button does.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b8966368722b36270100#post_53a3b8966368722b36270100\r\n*Your device actually adds memories from the future to me*\r\nWhy are you still alive?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b9526368722a503b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000#post_53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b8966368722b36270100#post_53a3b8966368722b36270100\r\n*Your device actually adds memories from the future to me*\r\nWhy are you still alive?[/bq]\r\nCause it only adds memories from parallel universes where I don't have sv_cheats on and not this universe.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b9866368722abec40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b9526368722a503b0100#post_53a3b9526368722a503b0100\r\nWe're executing you right now.\r\n\r\n*Pushes you into the mouth of the spidershark, confiscates device and uses it on Barack Obama*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b9a7636872296b240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And I'm just sitting here, hallucinating because even horse tranquilizers can't knock me down","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b9f5636872294f930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000#post_53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000\r\n\r\n!http://pigroll.com/img/fuck_the_police.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3ba186368722af7360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b9f5636872294f930100#post_53a3b9f5636872294f930100\r\nI can assure you I do not do drugs of any kind, except medication.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3ba3a6368722abe090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b9866368722abec40100#post_53a3b9866368722abec40100\r\nTurns on godmode, buddha mode, infinite_aux_power, impulse 101, notarget, noclip.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3ba416368722ae2a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b9a7636872296b240100#post_53a3b9a7636872296b240100\r\n\r\n\r\nhow much you took.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3ba546368722a50680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ba186368722af7360100#post_53a3ba186368722af7360100\r\n\r\n\r\n(i was talking to you, not with you)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3ba96636872297b8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ba416368722ae2a40100#post_53a3ba416368722ae2a40100\r\n\r\nHow many rounds did uc9 shot?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3bab36368722b36030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3ba96636872297b8e0100#post_53a3ba96636872297b8e0100\r\n\r\n\r\nenough to probably kill you.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3badf6368722a507e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bab36368722b36030200#post_53a3bab36368722b36030200\r\n\r\nI'll be fine... Were you always black?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3bb3d636872298a720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"So I was going back to nostalgically wax...\":http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1748724-roleplay-player-resort/page__st__220#entry21980704","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a3bb6f6368722941ef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm pretty sure that the only reason why I'm a virgin is because I go to an all-male school.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3bbb463687229410b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3badf6368722a507e0100#post_53a3badf6368722a507e0100\r\n\r\n\r\nafter i changed my profile pic from eminem to tyler the creator, yes.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3bbe56368722a934a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bb6f6368722941ef0100#post_53a3bb6f6368722941ef0100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]I'm pretty sure that the only reason why I'm a virgin is because I go to an all-male school.[/bq]\r\nWouldn't stop me.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3bc486368722abe880200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bb6f6368722941ef0100#post_53a3bb6f6368722941ef0100\r\nI'm not sure how that would stop you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3bc5c6368722a211e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bbe56368722a934a0100#post_53a3bbe56368722a934a0100\r\nBut I'm completely heterosexual.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}