time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5781.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5542569063687255582a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554254e66368720307110100#post_554254e66368720307110100\r\nLet's all be real here for a second:\r\nIf all the fictional creatures from anime/manga were real within generation human-human marriage would be unheard of.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDear Diary:\r\nToday I found true love; I found out what a .700 caliber hand cannon is.\r\n!http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/700-caliber-rifle.jpg!\r\nThis is the bullet it takes:\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/700NExpress.jpg/220px-700NExpress.jpg!\r\nIt's so overpowered that it's straight up impractical.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554256e263687227bd310f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542569063687255582a0300#post_5542569063687255582a0300\r\nI want to murder with that thing.\r\nBut, like, in a legal setting.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5542570d63687227bd8e0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542569063687255582a0300#post_5542569063687255582a0300\r\nBut can it kill deathclaws?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5542571e63687258227d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542569063687255582a0300#post_5542569063687255582a0300\r\nYeah \r\nI've thought of this to.\r\nI'd pick a lamia before a humen","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5542572e63687261c63a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542557e63687255583b0200#post_5542557e63687255583b0200\r\nSo edgy.\r\nMuch red.\r\nWow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5542576463687203073a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542569063687255582a0300#post_5542569063687255582a0300\r\nHow many in a clip?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554257746368725822f20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Found on deviantshart","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554257d76368727cdc2f1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542570d63687227bd8e0f00#post_5542570d63687227bd8e0f00\r\nTo put it another way if you were to shoot a person with that gun it would literally turn them into paste all over the wall.  There's been unconfirmed cases in wartime of guns that fire bullets half that size ripping people in half from a mile away.  If you were to shoot a hand cannon at even a legendary deathclaw it would kill it.\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542576463687203073a0300#post_5542576463687203073a0300\r\nYou literally can only fit one bullet at a time in it.\r\n\r\n.700 caliber hand cannons: so overkill that there's no practical use for them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5542583b6368720307060400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542576463687203073a0300#post_5542576463687203073a0300\r\n\">clip\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVQtF8yG4_A\r\n\r\n!https://static.ylilauta.org/files/j9/thumb/13c9o529.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5542583e6368721457000700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Kradness put out his own cover of Hibikase.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvLwT9QjKuk\r\n\r\nIs Hibikase gonna be the new Magnet of Vocaloid covers?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5542588563687227bda61100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554257d76368727cdc2f1a00#post_554257d76368727cdc2f1a00\r\nWell, I should had figured that out myself, with the size of the bullet and all... \r\nSo, it could put a hole in someone?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554258b463687239c6b00e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I almost blew up my speakers!\r\n\r\nThank you Random sounding music!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554258d36368725822e00900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542569063687255582a0300#post_5542569063687255582a0300\r\n*Salutes* Good Lord, this gun can punch through flesh. I'm getting a little teary-eyed.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"554258d46368721457c80700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554258b463687239c6b00e00#post_554258b463687239c6b00e00\r\nWas that me?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554258ea6368727cdc2b1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542588563687227bda61100#post_5542588563687227bda61100\r\nIf you were to shoot someone with it they would be paste and their arms, legs and head would be in twenty different directions.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFor those of you that read the manga about dinosaur waifu the artist has a \"pixiv account here\":http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1110826","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554259a163687239c61a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542569063687255582a0300#post_5542569063687255582a0300\r\nIf Dinosaurs were still around, this is what we'd hunt them with.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"554259ca6368721457e80800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542588563687227bda61100#post_5542588563687227bda61100\r\nIt would make someone just a hole.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554259e06368720307790500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554258d46368721457c80700#post_554258d46368721457c80700\r\n\"No it was this\":https://soundcloud.com/hanieru/helloworld-kekkai-sensen-op\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554259a163687239c61a1000#post_554259a163687239c61a1000\r\nIf dino's were around I'd keep one as a pet! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55425a2063687261c6630300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554259e06368720307790500#post_554259e06368720307790500\r\nIf dinosaurs were still around I'd probably eat one.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55425a5063687227bda61400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55425a2063687261c6630300#post_55425a2063687261c6630300\r\nThey probably taste like age. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55425a6c63687255588c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554259a163687239c61a1000#post_554259a163687239c61a1000\r\nIf dinosaurs were still around they'd be waifu bait apparently","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55425aec63687261c6570400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554258ea6368727cdc2b1c00#post_554258ea6368727cdc2b1c00\r\nWell, the more you know.\r\nI might try to shoot it if I could, but I'm pretty sure I'll end up with a broken nose.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55425b106368725558810800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55425a6c63687255588c0700#post_55425a6c63687255588c0700\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554259a163687239c61a1000#post_554259a163687239c61a1000\r\nIf dinosaurs were still around they'd be waifu bait apparently[/bq]\r\n\r\nFor me at least, well a raptor","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55425d906368720307dd0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Pegasus, \"see if this works.\":https://youtu.be/Wb7q8UelucI\r\nSince you said it wouldn't open earlier.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55425dd36368727cdc652500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If pokemon were real\r\n\r\nI would teach all my fighting types to do jojo poses","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}