time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5815.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554457e063687241dea11c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544575b6368723510471f00#post_5544575b6368723510471f00\r\nMalk","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554457e96368723347e61100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544577963687241def11b00#post_5544577963687241def11b00\r\nWell they'd only do that if I became evil. You can be an immortal sex god WITHOUT sucking entire villages dry y'know.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554457ed6368725ed4490800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554457c86368727de3ce0a00#post_554457c86368727de3ce0a00\r\n*I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT!*","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554458026368726933c72800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554457b96368726933372800#post_554457b96368726933372800\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nLa cuenta porfas","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554458886368723332be1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554457e96368723347e61100#post_554457e96368723347e61100\r\nYou are assuming they wouldn't just get tired of you photo bombing people with your d**k out screaming stupid suck based innuendo, and we all know you would last a weak tops before that became a regular thing you did,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554458d96368723510022200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554458886368723332be1300#post_554458886368723332be1300\r\nYou're probably right. Except for the nude photobombing part. That's just tasteless.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5544591b6368724c02561000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tallow, Schmaltz, or Lard?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5544591f6368724c025f1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also after the movie me and my brother fell for some marketing trick when walking through the mall.\r\n\r\nThis lady came up to us and told me to lift up my hands and I was \"Ok\" and she dumped this weird white stuff on it and than goes \"Since you have it on your hands you have to come over here\" and I gotta say usually at this point I'm like \"Great, Fucking scams\"\r\n\r\n\r\nDUUUUUUDE, this salon shit was fantastic! Long story short she did a various of things to my hands with this product and it made my hands feel fucking *BABY SMOOTH*.\r\n\r\nIf only you were there to feel my hands! fuck this shit was smooth! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5544595e6368723347ea1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554458026368726933c72800#post_554458026368726933c72800\r\n300 pancholares mas propina, y los botones no cuentan.\r\nAhora que te mostrado lo mío te toca.\r\n¿Qué tacañerías o deshonestidades guardas bajo ese patriótico avatar?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"554459c66368723347961400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544591b6368724c02561000#post_5544591b6368724c02561000\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]Tallow, Schmaltz, or Lard?[/bq]\r\nMy grandma uses lard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55445a0d6368726933052d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544591f6368724c025f1000#post_5544591f6368724c025f1000\r\nDoes it look different?\r\nIf yes, show us in pic.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55445a4a63687233477f1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544595e6368723347ea1300#post_5544595e6368723347ea1300\r\n\r\nNada digno de contar, un ring de esclavos en Chiapas, explotación infantil, peleas callejeras con animales por dinero, un par de desaparecidos en Neza, rifar 2 alcaldias a cambio de un fin de semana en Nueva York, estacionar en doble fila, ver Sabadazo.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55445a836368726933d82d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445a0d6368726933052d00#post_55445a0d6368726933052d00\r\nNot really, My hands looked shiny but it was the feel of the hands.\r\n\r\nThey felt dirtless. And smooooooooth. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55445a926368723347ee1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys\r\n\r\n^guys^\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I feel like a snuggle horse[/spoiler]","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55445b146368723332181800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445a926368723347ee1500#post_55445a926368723347ee1500\r\nFOOL! you are snow horse ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55445b3263687233324c1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445a836368726933d82d00#post_55445a836368726933d82d00\r\nAs smooth as a baby's ass?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55445b636368723332911800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445a4a63687233477f1500#post_55445a4a63687233477f1500\r\n¡¡QUAHAR NOVA GIGANTE HAHAHA!! Ya se que eso es sabdo gigante y no sabadazo pero quería decir eso igual. \r\nHay que tener gónadas para dmitir ver sabadazo decualquier manera. Sé que debió ser difícil, puedes descasar ahora chico. Aquí nadie te juzgará...salvo yo ¡Porquéééééée! ¡Desgraciado Bastardo!","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55445b6a63687233329a1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445b3263687233324c1800#post_55445b3263687233324c1800\r\nSmoother!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445b146368723332181800#post_55445b146368723332181800\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445a926368723347ee1500#post_55445a926368723347ee1500\r\nYou are the snuggle! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55445b916368723332d01800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445b146368723332181800#post_55445b146368723332181800\r\n[bq=\"Thanotos Omega\"]\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445a926368723347ee1500#post_55445a926368723347ee1500\r\n*FOAL!* you are snow horse [/bq]\r\nFix'd.\r\n","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55445c336368723332f31900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445b6a63687233329a1800#post_55445b6a63687233329a1800\r\n!http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/daaaamn.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55445c516368723332361a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445b636368723332911800#post_55445b636368723332911800\r\n\r\nSimple razón. Visita a casa ajena","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55445ce36368724c02c41500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In my seat now, putting phone to silent\r\nTalk later","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55445d046368727c48b10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55445d436368724c023c1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5544573e63687241de8a1b00#post_5544573e63687241de8a1b00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]OY[/bq]\r\n^I'z woikin' on cotton.^\r\n^The nakers version is almost done^\r\n^I don't know how to boob^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55445d5763687252d53e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55445c516368723332361a00#post_55445c516368723332361a00\r\nPues que amigos los tuyos. En fin, mi batería se agota así que debo desaparecer,no sin ates recomendarte que veas Hermano de Jorel, es bastante decente y tiene a la reina de las milfs en ella.\r\n¡¡Au revoir les infants!!","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"}]}