time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5902.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5548fa2563687271184d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fucking hell\r\n\r\nEvery time i wake up i feel like a goddamn wet noodle for like twenty minutes\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5548fa9a6368724ad64e2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Where is too_offensive when u need him","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5548faa363687233e0910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548f9e763687270a2940200#post_5548f9e763687270a2940200\r\nIt's a skin condition on my scalp. Basically my skin cells regenerate TOO MUCH and causes a buildup of skin. Leading to thick almost scaly patches of skin and sores. And it itches like a bitch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5548faf663687219820b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548faa363687233e0910000#post_5548faa363687233e0910000\r\n\r\nAre you sure you're not becoming the Lizard?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5548fb0e636872728dbf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548fa9a6368724ad64e2800#post_5548fa9a6368724ad64e2800\r\nYou can't expect people to be there when you want them to, they have a life, too.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5548fb2963687242db6c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548faa363687233e0910000#post_5548faa363687233e0910000\r\nAhhhhh I see I see. \r\n\r\nShit man I know how that feels.\r\n\r\nWell, its not as bad I have severe amount of dandruff thanks to how big my hair is and it itches like fuck. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5548fb2c63687270a24f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548fa9a6368724ad64e2800#post_5548fa9a6368724ad64e2800\r\ncreating dank memes ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5548fb4863687242db9d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548fb2c63687270a24f0400#post_5548fb2c63687270a24f0400\r\nAaaand tuching butt! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5548fb526368724ad67b2900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548faf663687219820b0e00#post_5548faf663687219820b0e00\r\nAs cool as being an ACTUAL Lizardman would be, yes. I'm not becoming a lizard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5548fb6463687242dbd20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548faa363687233e0910000#post_5548faa363687233e0910000\r\nStop injecting krokodil into your head","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5548fbb26368724ad62d2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hwats up","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5548fc7063687233e0c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548fb6463687242dbd20800#post_5548fb6463687242dbd20800\r\nWant to win the Halloween Contest?\r\nTake Krokodil","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5548fd2463687212567e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548fbb26368724ad62d2a00#post_5548fbb26368724ad62d2a00\r\nMuppets! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5548fe4363687212560b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't stop watching the fatalities of Jason in MK X.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5549006963687233e0fa0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548fe4363687212560b0100#post_5548fe4363687212560b0100\r\n>Slam on ground, loses arm\r\n>Slam again, loses other arm\r\n>Last slam, leg comes off\r\nIt's awesome, isn't it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554900ec6368721982a81700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548fe4363687212560b0100#post_5548fe4363687212560b0100\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5549006963687233e0fa0400#post_5549006963687233e0fa0400\r\nI've been having lots of fun with him.\r\nOffline, that is.\r\nI'm reluctant to go online.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"554901366368720807140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5549006963687233e0fa0400#post_5549006963687233e0fa0400\r\nIs fucking awesome.\r\nSpecially that move where Jason is defeated, but returns to the death and fight more. I loved how the developers didn't forget the inmortality of Jason.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5549013f63687270a2dd0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554900ec6368721982a81700#post_554900ec6368721982a81700\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5549006963687233e0fa0400#post_5549006963687233e0fa0400\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548fe4363687212560b0100#post_5548fe4363687212560b0100\r\n*[Disturbing Gurgle noises intensified]*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55490167636872696bac0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554900ec6368721982a81700#post_554900ec6368721982a81700\r\nWhat gets my curiosity, however, is how a machete can break bones.\r\nIf you've performed his X-Ray, you know what I mean.\r\n-The last part-","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554901da6368724ad6be3400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55490167636872696bac0200#post_55490167636872696bac0200\r\nWell, Jason have super strenght, and was capable to cut a guy in half in one of his movies.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554902406368722b010e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554901da6368724ad6be3400#post_554901da6368724ad6be3400\r\nNever watched his movies -though I should,- so the more you know.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554902cc63687270a2460f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554902406368722b010e0100#post_554902406368722b010e0100\r\nI think that happened in Friday 13th IV and in Freddy vs Jason","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554903ec63687270a2dd1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I FOUND MY CAT EARS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554904706368721c1e020300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554903ec63687270a2dd1000#post_554903ec63687270a2dd1000\r\n~YOU REALLY ARE A BEAR~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554904d06368720807770400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554903ec63687270a2dd1000#post_554903ec63687270a2dd1000\r\nWhat did you do to the rest of the cat?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}