diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index f4d432a..ccc1755 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -14,4 +14,4 @@
# Dependency directories (remove the comment below to include it)
# vendor/
-
+.DS_Store
diff --git a/go.mod b/go.mod
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a5a4b37
--- /dev/null
+++ b/go.mod
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+module tulpa.dev/cadey/todayinmarch2020
+
+go 1.16
diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0f25d0d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/main.go
@@ -0,0 +1,78 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+ "embed"
+ "encoding/json"
+ "flag"
+ "html/template"
+ "log"
+ "math/rand"
+ "net"
+ "net/http"
+ "os"
+ "time"
+)
+
+var (
+ port = flag.String("port", "23698", "TCP port to listen on")
+ sockPath = flag.String("socket", "", "Unix socket to listen on")
+
+ //go:embed templates/* quips.json
+ content embed.FS
+
+ quips []string
+)
+
+func main() {
+ flag.Parse()
+
+ tmpl := template.Must(template.ParseFS(content, "templates/index.html"))
+
+ fin, err := content.Open("quips.json")
+ if err != nil {
+ log.Fatal(err)
+ }
+
+ err = json.NewDecoder(fin).Decode(&quips)
+ if err != nil {
+ log.Fatal(err)
+ }
+
+ mux := http.NewServeMux()
+ mux.Handle("/", index(tmpl))
+
+ var l net.Listener
+ if *sockPath != "" {
+ os.Remove(*sockPath)
+ l, err = net.Listen("unix", *sockPath)
+ } else {
+ l, err = net.Listen("tcp", ":"+*port)
+ }
+
+ if err != nil {
+ log.Fatal(err)
+ }
+
+ srv := &http.Server{
+ Handler: mux,
+ }
+ log.Fatal(srv.Serve(l))
+}
+
+func index(tmpl *template.Template) http.Handler {
+ return http.HandlerFunc(func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+ w.Header().Add("Content-Type", "text/html")
+
+ then := time.Date(2020, time.March, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC)
+ now := time.Now().UTC()
+ dur := now.Sub(then)
+
+ tmpl.Execute(w, struct {
+ Day int
+ Quip string
+ }{
+ Day: int(dur.Hours() / 24),
+ Quip: quips[rand.Intn(len(quips))],
+ })
+ })
+}
diff --git a/quips.json b/quips.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5db8edf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/quips.json
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+[
+ "Is today gonna be the day that time comes back to us?",
+ "The year that's felt like a decade.",
+ "How deep are you into your Netflix backlog?",
+ "Now without JavaScript!",
+ "Green Leader, standing by.",
+ "We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index.",
+ "Each second that goes by feels like an eternity and nothing.",
+ "Never enter an arsekicking contest with a systems developer.",
+ "Developers didn't kill ordinary people because a) they seldom noticed them, b) it wasn't considered sporting and c) who'd do all the cooking and growing food and things.",
+ "Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Developers know it.",
+ "Weather forecast for tomorrow: RIVERS OF BLOOD ALL DAY",
+ "A systems programmer will know what to do when society breaks down, because the systems programmer already lives in a world without law."
+]
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/templates/index.html b/templates/index.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..64392ef
--- /dev/null
+++ b/templates/index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,121 @@
+
+
+
+
+ What Day of March, 2020 Is It?
+
+
+
+
+
+