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"Is today gonna be the day that time comes back to us?",
"The year that's felt like a decade.",
"How deep are you into your Netflix backlog?",
"Now without JavaScript!",
"Green Leader, standing by.",
"We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index.",
"Each second that goes by feels like an eternity and nothing.",
"Never enter an arsekicking contest with a systems developer.",
"Developers didn't kill ordinary people because a) they seldom noticed them, b) it wasn't considered sporting and c) who'd do all the cooking and growing food and things.",
"Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Developers know it.",
"Weather forecast for tomorrow: RIVERS OF BLOOD ALL DAY",
"A systems programmer will know what to do when society breaks down, because the systems programmer already lives in a world without law.",
"It's not DNS, there's no way it was DNS, it was DNS."
]