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+title: How Nix and NixOS Get So Close to Perfect
+date: 2021-11-10
+slides_link: /static/talks/nixos-pain.pdf
+tags:
+ - nix
+ - nixos
+ - docker
+ - packagingcon
+---
+
+# How Nix and NixOS Get So Close to Perfect
+
+## Author's Note
+
+Since my [last
+talk](https://christine.website/talks/systemd-the-good-parts-2021-05-16) was so
+well-recieved, I thought I'd do this talk on NixOS much in the same way as I did
+in the systemd one. I have published this talk as a slide deck, a transcript
+(thanks to massaged YouTube auto-captions) and finally as a YouTube recording of
+the talk itself. I submitted this as a prerecorded talk to
+[PackagingCon](https://packaging-con.org).
+
+This format of talk takes so long to put together, but I feel the result is
+worth it. I get to use skills that I rarely get to pull out of my hat. Enjoy!
+
+## YouTube Embed
+
+
+
+Hi, my name is Xe. Today I'm going to talk about Nix and NixOS. This is my
+favorite Linux distribution and it's one of my favorite tools for building
+software. However it has a lot of rough edges that make it hard to learn and
+make it just not as perfect as it could be. In this talk I'm going to go over a
+lot of what makes it great and what I'd love to see make it even better.
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+As I said my name is Xe. I write a lot about Nix and NixOS and use it a lot
+personally and soon professionally. As a disclaimer, this presentation may
+contain opinions. These opinions are my own and not necessarily the opinion of
+my employer. I do not intend ill will to any people or their work in this
+presentation, and I want this to be better because I am passionate about these
+tools. I believe that this is the best and obvious choice to do things.
+
+The qr code on the slide links to my website christine.website. I'll have the
+talk on the website within the same day the presentation you're watching right
+now.
+
+### Why NixOS is Great
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+Let's start with why NixOS is great. NixOS is great because it lets you pick
+from cookie cutter templates to make a server do exactly what you want. It
+builds on the shoulders of giants to make it easy and effective to make your
+servers built purpose. As an example here's a little NixOS module that enables
+nginx and postgres on a server.
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+That's it! This modularity also extends to your own custom modules. I've done
+some write-ups on how to write these custom modules but here's an example for my
+gemini server.
+
+Finally, one of the best parts of NixOS is that it makes it hard to do something
+the wrong way. You can't just hack up a systemd unit on the fly. You need to do
+it the right way in configuration management. This makes it easier for you to
+ensure servers aren't being tampered with without going through a review process
+and so you can go back to a project in six months and still have some idea on
+how it's supposed to run on a computer.
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+However one of the biggest things in my book is the fact that NixOS lets you
+undo configuration changes. Worst case you might need to reboot into an older
+config; but in general if you mess something up you can go back. This is a
+lifesaver, especially when you mess up network configuration.
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+So this sounds great and all but you might be thinking "there's a catch, right?"
+There is a catch, it is hard to learn. The tooling and documentation are not the
+best and they are the most important parts of the stack that you deal with when
+you're learning it.
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+This is a little comic showing a rocket-powered wagon which is kind of what
+NixOS can feel like at times. One of the bigger tooling issues is somewhat
+technical somewhat social right now the Nix universe is in the middle of
+switching to a new hermetic view of the world they call "flakes". Flakes has a
+lot of differences between classic Nix and it makes a lot of techniques and
+configuration non-transferable between the two. It has effectively soft split
+the community between people that use flakes and people that don't use flakes. I
+personally don't use flakes because I haven't seen good arguments as for why I
+should.
+
+Nix the language can look a bit like a combination of haskell and bash in ways
+that are kind of deceiving to people that don't have solid experience with
+haskell or other functional programming languages. This is a little bit of code
+that breaks a host colon porn thing into just the port number so that you can
+add it to a firewall rule. Additionally it also checks if you have tls enabled
+with the http certification for Let's Encrypt and adds port 80 for that. If you
+aren't really familiar with Haskell or other functional languages (and without
+the 14 plus lines of comments explaining what's going on from the place i pulled
+this from), it's going to be difficult to understand what's going on.
+
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+Another annoying part is that Nix the package manager, Nix the language and
+NixOS the operating system all have very similar names and kind of semantically
+override. I have created a handy diagram that maps out the relationships between
+them and here it is:
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+Nix the language is not nix the package manager, even though Nix the package
+manager uses Nix the language in order to do things. NixOS the os is not Nix the
+package manager even though it uses Nix the package manager to manage packages.
+NixOS the os is not Nix the language even though NixOS uses Nix to configure
+itself. The overall relationship is similar to the holy trinity or javascript
+equality rules and can be a bit deceiving to learn at first.
+
+Another paper cut is that Nix does have a REPL so that you can hack up things
+quickly and so you can get to learn the language a bit better. However, the REPL
+can take different syntax than you can put in files. If I want to declare a
+variable like foo = "bar" and then use it somewhere in the REPL, I have to do
+foo = "bar" without a semicolon and without a let. That can be very annoying at
+first because you can hack up something in a REPL and then your instinct is to
+go and paste it into a file; but you need to edit it a little bit and it's not
+entirely obvious at first.
+
+NixOS has modules to configure itself, however these modules are only as
+flexible as they are written to be. If someone doesn't allow you to do a certain
+type of configuration to a module to a program that's behind an NixOS module,
+you just can't do it without fixing the module. These sort of make them more
+like templates instead of functions for reaching a desired system state.
+However, this will get you most of the way there (but when you get into very
+complicated setups it can get challenging).
+
+Adding on to this, most of the modules in the standard set that are shipped with
+NixOS are not documented in the NixOS manual, including nginx. There's a search
+site that lets you query the list of options in the standard set, however if
+you're not entirely sure what you're doing there's not always a good template to
+start from when your needs change beyond what the NixOS module is doing. You can
+actually monkey patch it, however you have to monkey patch the side effects of
+the modules rather than monkey patching the module itself. As an example of an
+obscure module let's look at WeeChat. WeeChat is an irc client (it's the one I
+use) and NixOS has the ability to manage WeeChat for you.
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+This is all the documentation for the WeeChat module. All of these things expand
+out and have more detail, but these are all the settings that you have directly.
+Another thing about this module is that it's great for running one instance of
+Weechat, but if you want to run multiple copies of it or like a community shell
+box you either need to write your own NixOS module that allows you to do that or
+use NixOS containers to do that. At that point why not use Docker?
+
+Another huge paper cut is with disclosure and vulnerability detection for
+security reasons. Something important for both standard production and
+certification is the ability to answer the question "how do I know a server is
+patched against a certain vulnerability?" There are a lot of inherent advantages
+to NixOS that would make this a lot easier however there is not really a good
+way to do it. There are not regular communications about security
+vulnerabilities. This can make certification difficult.
+
+Another annoying thing is backports. There are no hard rules on what is to be
+backported and what is not to be backported which means that packages in stable
+branches likely will bitrot from what the upstream intended. Most of the time
+you can run NixOS unstable to work around this, but it may not be the best idea
+to run the unstable branch in production.
+
+Also if you want to configure PAM to do something special such as send a slack
+message to some channel whenever someone logs into a machine or runs a sudo
+command and that option is not already in the pam options in nixpkgs, you're
+basically doomed because pam is not very configurable on NixOS. The PAM modules
+offer you the ability to enable things like TOTP two factor auth, but that's
+about it.
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+Another annoyance comes when you're trying to deploy software on a production
+cluster using Nix itself. There's not really a good tool in the standard Nix
+tool set for this but there are tools like NixOps and Morph. These allow you to
+describe the state of your entire fleet of computers with the same NixOS module
+syntax that you use for local machines. However the documentation for these is
+lacking. NixOps does have a fairly decent manual and the documentation for Morph
+is a bunch of example configuration files. I have a little screenshot of part of
+my morph configuration for my home lab. This manages the NixOS machine under my
+desk. There are other options than using NixOps and Morph however these are the
+more Nix native approaches to do it.
+
+Because NixOps and Morph aren't very documented it makes it an annoying catch-22
+situation where learning NixOps and Morph requires you to already know how
+NixOps and Morph work, which can make it hard to get started from scratch. This
+is part of the reason why I make all of my NixOS configs public on GitHub. It
+lets people have something to go off of when they're trying to figure out how to
+do more complicated things. Without publishing my configs on GitHub I would be
+afraid that people would get incredibly lost (like I was when i was trying to
+figure it all out).
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+As an example of things that just got me totally lost let's talk about keys.
+NixOps and Morph use the term "key" where other ecosystems would use the term
+"secret". They basically allow you to have values that aren't managed in your
+git repo for things like database credentials, AWS credentials or other api
+keys. Normally you want to have things so that this service (for example, this
+service that I wrote for myself called mi) depends on the keys for it being
+present. In NixOps and Morph what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to
+make a secret for that. It will create a systemd service and then you sequence
+the systemd job to start after the key. However, the documentation doesn't
+really make it clear on how to do this; and I had to figure this out by
+searching GitHub for NixOS code, praying someone already figured it out and
+made it open source.
+
+Another annoyance is that you can't pull values from other machines in your
+cluster. If you have a VPN with a dynamic ip address and you want to pull that
+ip address to use in various bits of configuration, You're going to have to hard
+code it somewhere; which means that it's a bit more difficult to do things
+dynamically. In comparison when using something like Ansible it is trivial to
+pull this information off of a machine with its fact system.
+
+### A Vision of A Better Place
+
+Finally let's talk about what I think could make all of this better easier to
+learn (and a much more obvious choice for production). These are my ideas. They
+may not entirely work in the real world but in an ideal world this is what I'd
+love to see.
+
+First of all I would love to see the documentation being the strongest part of
+the NixOS ecosystem. Documentation is the difference between understanding
+something and not understanding something. You generally have to understand
+something to be able to use it productively. In general, the standard
+documentation should cover how to get started, what you can do, and detailed
+documentation on every single thing that ships with NixOS by default. There
+should be no module in the library of modules without documentation on how to
+use it and an example or two of where you'd use some of the weirder options.
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+Error messages are also critical for understanding what's going on. Here is an
+example of an error message that i have encountered in Nix and NixOS a lot of
+times that just has utterly baffled me every time. No adding the --show-trace
+flag does not show more detailed location information. In this case I got it by
+sequencing a package import in the wrong place in a way that didn't seem obvious
+to me, but without better error messages you you just have no idea what's going
+on.
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+Let's consider some examples of better error messages I've seen around in other
+projects. Here's Rest and Elm. In this case Rust is saying that "I don't know
+what you're doing with this value, you're trying to return something from an if
+statement but then you're just totally ignoring it" and in Elm List.nap is used
+in place of List.map. In both of them the compiler tries to work with you to
+help you figure out what went wrong. Another great thing about what Rust does is
+that it has error codes that you can google for when you have something going
+wrong so that you can more easily understand what you're doing wrong and how to
+learn how to not do it in the future.
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+This is being worked on, here's an example of what the better error messages
+look like. I just wish this was here sooner.
+
+[NOTE: this was true at the time of recording (late October 2021), but it has
+since landed with Nix 2.4. Good work, Nix team!](conversation://Mara/hacker)
+
+Another way that things could get a lot better is by taking advantage of
+language specific package managers to automatically figure out what to do
+instead of having to fight them against what they are doing. There are tools
+that automate this but ideally I'd like to see this just automatically happen
+using import from derivation or something like that. As it is right now
+packaging things like Go, Node and other things are really iterative and
+annoyingly non-trivial.
+
+Maybe it would be better to have modules act kind of more like functions than
+templates. It would be nice to have modules return something that you can splice
+into your configuration instead of the modules being enabling something into
+your configuration so that you can manually monkey patch things and run multiple
+instances of a service if you wanted to. You can work around this (like I
+mentioned) but it would be better if this was a native solution.
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+And that about wraps it up. NixOS is actually pretty great it's just really
+frustrating to get started with. I really wish it was easier but right now it
+just isn't. If you have any questions about this talk please feel free to ping
+me on twitter or some contact method on my website. I love answering these
+questions. I'll stick around in the chat for a bit and answer questions if you
+want to ask them there. Thank you, stay safe and be well.
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