diff --git a/blog/theres-a-node-2021-10-02.markdown b/blog/theres-a-node-2021-10-02.markdown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e953d7c --- /dev/null +++ b/blog/theres-a-node-2021-10-02.markdown @@ -0,0 +1,129 @@ +--- +title: There's a Node In The Cluster In The Cloud +date: 2021-10-02 +tags: + - kubernetes + - satire +--- + +Ever confused about how the parts of Kubernetes work together? Follow along with +this song made to the tune of [There's a Hole in the Bottom of the +Sea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK6UNRnbfnw)! It's not too hard and there's +very few moving parts. Sing along! + +--- + +There's a node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a node; there's a node; there's a node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a pod; there's a pod; there's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a container; there's a container; there's a container in the pod on the +node in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the containers on the nodes in +the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the +containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a ReplicaSet; there's a ReplicaSet; There's a ReplicaSet controlling the +pods with the containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with +containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a Deployment +templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nodes in +the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a Deployment; there's a Deployment; there's a +Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the +nodes in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling +the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a +Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods +with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a Service; there's a Service; There's a Service exposing the Deployment +templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in +the cluster in the cloud. + +There's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment +templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in +the cluster in the cloud. + +There's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment +templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in +the cluster in the cloud. + +There's an Ingress; there's an Ingress; there's an Ingress allowing traffic to +the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the +pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress +allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the +ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in +the cloud. + +There's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress +allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the +ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in +the cloud. + +There's an Ingress controller; there's an ingress controller; there's an Ingress +controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress allowing traffic to +the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the +pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud. + +There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing +to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the +ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in +the cloud. + +There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing +to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the +ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in +the cloud. + +There's a certificate manager; there's a certificate manager; There's a +certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing to the +Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the +ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in +the cloud. + +There's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to +the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the +ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in +the cloud. + +There's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to +the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the +ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in +the cloud. + +There's a DNS controller; there's a DNS controller; there's a DNS controller +pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by +the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the +pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud. + +--- + +Adapted from [this +shitpost](https://twitter.com/theprincessxena/status/1318156779243606016). +Follow me [on Twitter](https://twitter.com/theprincessxena) for more +enlightening shitposts like this!