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+title: How To Approach Me With Scamcoin Jobs
+date: 2022-02-01
+author: Heartmender
+tags:
+ - bitcoin
+ - ethereum
+ - nft
+ - cryptocurrency
+---
+
+[Don't. Seriously don't. I have net negative interest in them and will actively
+waste your time to avoid you scamming some sorry sucker out of their sanity and
+hope for the future. The only blockchain I'm excited to work with is Git. Do not
+try to convince me that scamcoin is the next coming of sliced bread. Go buy
+furry art from actual artists instead of white nationalist
+monkeys.](conversation://Cadey/coffee)
+
+As a side effect of my blog's apparent popularity, I get a lot of people from
+many different backgrounds contacting me asking me if I want to work with them
+or for their company. These are almost always turned down, but recently I had an
+interaction with someone trying to shill a job at me that was so transparently
+bad that I feel I should sub-blog them.
+
+[Sub-blogging? Is that like sub-tweeting but in
+longform?](conversation://Mara/hmm)
+
+[Yes, it's a thing. Several posts on this site are sub-blogging examples. Won't
+tell which ones.](conversation://Cadey/coffee)
+
+Usually you can tell what way these things are going to go by the subject line.
+Here's the subject line that I got yesterday:
+
+> Blockchain company I am applying to
+
+[Oh boy.](conversation://Cadey/coffee)
+
+And here's the body ([emphasis] mine):
+
+> I am applying to work for [scammers] on his blockchain projects and came
+> across your projects and ideas and you are someone I would want to work with,
+> thus I am telling you about this job I am applying for. Here is the original
+> job post tweet: [LINK EXPUNGED] with the corrected description below.
+
+[Is this a recruiter?](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+> I like that you have a variety of projects in a variety of languages
+
+[Totally reads like a recruiter.](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+> Are you good at @golang? Want to make $175,000 a year? Speak good English? I
+> want to hire you. Remote. Blockchain software all sucks. We're making it suck
+> less. [We want to fork the Go Ethereum server], porting this to [buzzword]
+> after mainnet launch. Direct message me [on Telegram] or email me (I hate
+> email) at [LINK EXPUNGED] I'll give you a 15 minute test to filter out the
+> noobs. Pulsechain mainnet MVP: testnet. [LINK EXPUNGED] working with
+> [incomprehensible]. bridges: ETH, large ERC20s. Uniswap v2 fronted for
+> [buzzword]. Block explorer. Post MVP: trading: pancakeswap fork, insanely
+> important, LP rewards for ERC20/PRC20 pairs. Coin ranking site for PRC20s.
+> Wallet: replace metamask (electron app for cross platform). Uniswap but across
+> chains. More bridges: to start, then btc, bnb, bch, in that order. Network:
+> pulsechain. Uniswap v3 front end. Stablecoin from my exchange I'm making.
+> Aggregator: replace [waste of human effort] market orders and limit orders.
+> Margin trading. [why does that exist] (we already have hexnado already can
+> modify).
+>
+> Look forward to hearing from you and possibly working with you.
+>
+> Thank You,
+>
+> [NAME EXPUNGED]
+
+[What the hell is that? That's a bunch of "sentences" that seemingly have no real
+understandable quality to them. It reads like an AI took every scamcoin tweet
+and SEO blog and threw it in a blender with GPT-3 and laundry sauce, then
+someone prompted it with "Blockchain software all sucks. We're making it suck
+less." and hoped it made sense.](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+[Maybe this person isn't a native English speaker, we should at least be
+charitable as to what they're saying in order to avoid pissing people
+off. Not like we want to take this job anyways...](conversation://Mara/happy)
+
+[I'm with the raging side here. This is hardly understandable, even more since I
+only know enough about scamcoin to know I never want to associate with it. This
+is transparently someone trying to drum up hype in a product that doesn't exist
+yet by claiming to be a peer so that it looks like they're more
+trustable.](conversation://Cadey/coffee)
+
+[Yeah, this is so transparently an advertisement. Who the hell contacts someone
+out of the blue letting them know about a job _they applied for_ without there
+being some kind of financial motivation for the person doing the
+contact? Maybe we could work a reading comprehension test in there too for shits
+and giggles!](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+> Hello,
+>
+> My minimum salary for blockchain related projects is 600,000 USD per
+> year payable in Automated Clearing House amounts twice monthly (your
+> payroll system probably supports this already). I do not care about
+> being paid in cryptocurrency. I prefer USA fiat currency. Since you
+> said you want to hire me, what should I do to move forward with this?
+>
+> Thanks and be well,
+
+[Why add that thing about being paid in US dollars?](conversation://Mara/hmm)
+
+[If you don't add that the scamcoin people will offer to pay you exclusively in
+scamcoin!](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+[Why would they do that? Shouldn't a job you apply to pay you in real
+money?](conversation://Mara/wat)
+
+[A sucker's born every minute. Plus it's trivial for them to spin up a billion
+memecoins out of nothing in a project this early in the game despite what they
+claim about being able to print money out of nowhere being impossible in
+scamcoin spaces.](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+[I see.](conversation://Mara/hmm)
+
+[SEND!](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+Some time later:
+
+[lol we got a reply:](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+> Wow, you didn't peruse what I wrote, I am a software engineer who is applying
+> for the same position I wrote to you about. I don't work for [scam artist] or
+> [proper noun], yet. Thanks for replying though
+
+[Sure you are. That makes sense that you as a software engineer applying for
+jobs would try to drum up hype in a company you don't even work for yet. THAT
+MAKES SENSE!!!](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+[Didn't we do that with Tailscale though, even if just a
+little?](conversation://Mara/hmm)
+
+[Fair, but that was different, Tailscale actually has a product that isn't
+related to making people think they own a jpeg with funny money that you used to
+be able to use to buy drugs with.
This looks like a great place to
+bring out the idiot fee. Draft ho!](conversation://Cadey/coffee)
+
+> Ah, in that case my fee is 1.2 million dollars per year in salary.
+> Thank you for understanding.
+
+There was no reply.
+
+[No fun, this could have been even more amusing!](conversation://Numa/delet)
+
+[If you are going to try to shill a scamcoin job _to a writer_, please at least
+put some effort into the wording you use. So many people have been trained to
+assume that dodgy English = blatant scam.
Also I am happy with
+my current job, so you won't really be able to get me over
+anyways.](conversation://Cadey/coffee)