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"Is today gonna be the day that time comes back to us?",
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"The year that's felt like a decade.",
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"How deep are you into your Netflix backlog?",
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"Now without JavaScript!",
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"Green Leader, standing by.",
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"We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index.",
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"Each second that goes by feels like an eternity and nothing.",
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"Never enter an arsekicking contest with a systems developer.",
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"Developers didn't kill ordinary people because a) they seldom noticed them, b) it wasn't considered sporting and c) who'd do all the cooking and growing food and things.",
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"Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Developers know it.",
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"Weather forecast for tomorrow: RIVERS OF BLOOD ALL DAY",
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"A systems programmer will know what to do when society breaks down, because the systems programmer already lives in a world without law."
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