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+// Package gonads is full of Go generics antipatterns and things you should not
+// use in production.
+//
+// This is mostly made up of shitposts and things that I wish I could have in
+// Go if it were a slightly better language.
+//
+// Deprecated: This is antipatterns incarnate. Do not use this.
+package gonads