From 5d89477a3dcc8bca30bbb9a7ddf939b11fde512f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Christine Dodrill Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2019 14:02:21 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] fixes --- book.toml | 7 ++++ src/2012-04/4-29-7-45-mqqse.md | 2 - src/SUMMARY.md | 2 + src/apocrypha.md | 3 ++ src/build.sh | 2 + src/guide_of_pleeb.md | 76 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ src/title.txt | 2 +- 7 files changed, 91 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) create mode 100644 book.toml create mode 100644 src/apocrypha.md create mode 100644 src/guide_of_pleeb.md diff --git a/book.toml b/book.toml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..506470c --- /dev/null +++ b/book.toml @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +[book] +authors = ["Pleeb"] +multilingual = false +src = "src" +title = "Project: Pleeb" + +[output.html] diff --git a/src/2012-04/4-29-7-45-mqqse.md b/src/2012-04/4-29-7-45-mqqse.md index 2d06e5e..404389e 100644 --- a/src/2012-04/4-29-7-45-mqqse.md +++ b/src/2012-04/4-29-7-45-mqqse.md @@ -1,7 +1,5 @@ - ## 04/29/2012 07:45:00 PM -[¶](../posts/22099714099.html) [●](http://blog.tulpa.info/post/22099714099) > People calling tulpae a psychological disorder is like calling tattoos diff --git a/src/SUMMARY.md b/src/SUMMARY.md index cbcab7c..1ba4b0c 100644 --- a/src/SUMMARY.md +++ b/src/SUMMARY.md @@ -31,3 +31,5 @@ - [Major update](./2012-08/8-31-9-28-update.md) - [September 2012](./2012-09/README.md) - [Last update...](./2012-09/9-14-1-58-last-update.md) +- [Apocrypha](./apocrypha.md) + - [The Guide of Pleeb](./guide_of_pleeb.md) diff --git a/src/apocrypha.md b/src/apocrypha.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..59218b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/apocrypha.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +# Apocrypha + +This may be important in the future, or it may not be. I don't know. diff --git a/src/build.sh b/src/build.sh index 12a9987..0866fc7 100755 --- a/src/build.sh +++ b/src/build.sh @@ -33,6 +33,8 @@ intro.md ./2012-09/README.md ./2012-09/9-14-1-58-last-update.md + +./guide_of_pleeb.md ' pandoc -o blogtulpainfo.epub \ diff --git a/src/guide_of_pleeb.md b/src/guide_of_pleeb.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c580255 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/guide_of_pleeb.md @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ +## The Guide of Pleeb + +Thirty days after the website tulpa.info is released to the public via the +completely unbiased word of Fox News, a mass virtual bombing run is carried +out. The rain of hell and fire leaves the website in a post-nuclear +apocalypse. The disembodied limbs of the countless newfags are scattered +amidst the ashes as the older members survive the nuclear fallout and internet +faggotry with a shrug of their veteran shoulders. Pleeb leaves the remains of +tulpa.info and travels on foot toward the heart of the internet. Along the way, +he demonstrates uncanny survival and fighting skills, hunting trolls and +swiftly defeating Kadoh and his tulpas who try to ambush him – leaving Kadoh +missing one of his hands. Searching for a source of water, he arrives in +a ramshackle town built and overseen by Irish. Irish dreams of building more +towns from the remains of tulpa.info’s members and controlling the people’s +forcing methods by using the power of a certain guide. His henchmen scour the +desolate landscape daily in search of it, but to no avail. + +In the local town bar, Pleeb is set upon by a gang of trolls and he kills them +all. Realizing Pleeb is a veteran like himself, Irish asks Pleeb to stay, +although it is made clear the offer is non-negotiable. After Irish's servant +Tesseract gives Pleeb some food and water, Irish orders another one of his +servants, Chess, to seduce Pleeb. Pleeb turns her down after a moment of +pondering the offer, but she discovers he has a guide in his possession. Pleeb +offers to share his food with her, but first shares some of the ancient and +seemingly outdated wisdom from his guide. The following day, Chess talks with +Tesseract. Irish overhears them and realizes Chess's words may relate to the +very guide he has been seeking. He forces Chess to tell him Pleeb was reading +an old guide. When he asks what kind, she says it has to do with hour counts +and not using wonderlands. Irish realizes Pleeb has a copy of FAQ\_Man’s guide, +the ancient guide he wants. Pleeb sneaks out of his room and goes to the store +across the street, where he had earlier given the engineer, ThatOtherGuy, his +ipod to recharge the battery. + +Irish has his henchmen shoot at Pleeb, but the bullets seemingly just graze +him, as if he is being protected. Pleeb shoots most of Irish's men and hits +Irish in the leg with a shotgun blast. Chess leads Pleeb to the town's water +supply, hoping she can accompany him on his adventures. Pleeb traps her inside +the caves and continues on alone. Chess escapes and soon finds herself ambushed +by two bandits who attempt to rape her, but Pleeb appears and kills them – saving +Chess’s life. + +As they continue on, Pleeb explains to Chess his mission. According to Pleeb, +his guide is the last remaining copy of FAQ\_Man’s guide, as all other copies +were intentionally destroyed following the website’s holocaust. He says he had +made up his mind to protect the old and outdated guide, which then led him to +travel deep into the interwebs to a place where it should be safe. Thus, for +the last untold amount of time he has been traveling west, guided by this +belief. + +Eventually, Pleeb and Chess investigate an isolated house. They fall into +a hidden pit but manage to allay the suspicions of the residents, Fede and +Sands, who invite them in for tea and crackers. When Pleeb realizes the couple +are fags, he and Chess attempt to leave, but then Irish and his crew arrive. In +the ensuing shootout, Fede, Sands and some of Irish's men are killed. Pleeb and +Chess are captured. When Irish threatens to kill Chess, Pleeb gives him the +guide. Irish shoots him and leaves him for dead. + +Chess escapes and drives back to help Pleeb. Rather than chase her, Irish +returns to the town since his sole remaining vehicle is running low on fuel. +Chess picks up Pleeb further down the internet. They drive until they reach +a 4Chan archive, where they find a group intent on saving what they can of +tulpa.info’s guides and community. Pleeb tells the guards that he has a copy of +the FAQ\_Man guide. Once inside, Pleeb begins to dictate the guide from memory +to Amadeus, the group's leader. + +Meanwhile, back in the town, Irish finds out that the guide is a Microsoft Word +Document. Irish only has Microsoft Paint, and an outdated version of Word 1997 +that cannot read the newer file. Irish's leg wound has become infected, and he +realizes he is going to die. Order breaks down, and the residents start looting +the town. + +Pleeb dies, but not before he has finished reciting the guide. The printing +press at the 4Chan archive begins making copies of the old and golden guide. +Amadeus places one on a bookshelf between Lunanite’s guide and Sock’s on one +side, and Purlox and Bluesleeve’s on the other. Chess is offered sanctuary, but +she chooses to head back home, taking with her Pleeb's possessions. diff --git a/src/title.txt b/src/title.txt index 7a15e13..f8383ad 100644 --- a/src/title.txt +++ b/src/title.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ --- -title: blog.tulpa.info +title: "Project: Pleeb" author: Pleeb ---