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title: I Put Words on this Webpage so You Have to Listen to Me Now
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date: 2018-11-30
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# I Put Words on this Webpage so You Have to Listen to Me Now
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Holy cow. I am angry at how people do thing with tool. People do thing with tool so badly. You shouldn't do thing with tool, you should do other thing, compare this:
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I am using tool. I want to do thing. I flopnax the ropjar and then I get the result of doing thing (because it's convenient to flopnax the ropjar given the existing program structure).
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Guess what suckers, there is other thing that I can use that is newer. Who cares that it relies on brand new experimental rilkef that only like 5 people (including me) know? You need to get with the times. I'd tell you how it's actually done but you wouldn't understand it.
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Look at this graph at how many femtoseconds it takes to flopnax the ropjar vs the experimental rilkef:
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What? The code for that? It's obvious, figure it out.
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See? Five times as fast. Who cares that you have to throw out basically all your existing stuff, and if you mix rilkef and non-rilkef you're gonna run into problems.
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So yeah, I put words on a page so you have to listen to me now. Use experimental rilkef at the cost of everything else.
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This is seriously what a lot of programming articles on Medium feel like.
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