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This guy Lucas has got us all by the balls. His fingers are in our wallets. Get your finger out of my ass wallet!
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The Millennium Falcon is safe. It was not raped. Where would you rape the Millennium Falcon anyway?
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I'm gonna fuck my cat and eat my cat and I'm gonna kidnap a hooker, and it'll help me fuck the pain away.
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Now I've analyzed this movie with a team of cheerleaders, who all came to one unanymous conclusion: that if I let them go, they won't tell nobody.
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What red-blooded male wouldn't want to dock his canoe in Natalie's port, man?
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Empire pulled this off perfectly, of course. 'Cause I love Empire so much I fuck it.
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Oh, my pizza rolls is done. You want some pizza rolls? Are ya sure? They're really good pizza rolls. They're hot and pizza-y.
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This is what they call filler, and it's nowhere near as good as the kind they put in Twinkies. Mmmmm...I like to fuck my cat.
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Paging Dr. Plinkett. Dr. Plinkett is in, I'm here. Somebody pass the Vicodin. No, wait, we need Ambien. Well, we sure need some-thien.
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And someone even said it was the bestest movie ever because it had lava in it. Aw, ain't he cute? His name is Johnny. I adopted him, from a grocery store parking lot.
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Even Ray Charles could see that coming, and he doesn't know anything about Star Wars.
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There are two types of people in this world: people that understand what I'm saying, and people that like the Star Wars prequels.
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Now, is General Grievous supposed to be funny? Cause they said he was a villain, not a comedian, like Larry Seinfeld. But rather a creepy weirdo, like Jerry Flint. I'm so confused.
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Baby's Day Out is about as interesting as my taint.
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When will I get my merkins in the mail?
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Anybody wanna help me milk my cock? http://i.imgur.com/vvfu4Y5.jpg
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