time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2591.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548764326368726cb40a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54876364636872244f2d0200#post_54876364636872244f2d0200\r\nWell, I had no school today, so HA!\r\nBy the way, I meant the rank.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54876450636872165c000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Y'all are lucky... Being home and stuff","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5487645063687210b9060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548764186368727c7e010000#post_548764186368727c7e010000\r\nThey never fess up, unless they get tortured.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548766176368725aa35d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548764326368726cb40a0000#post_548764326368726cb40a0000\r\nI figured, but the gif is still kinda relevant","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5487664763687256e1290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548766176368725aa35d0000#post_548766176368725aa35d0000\r\nYeah, since you're the higher rank than me.\r\nOr is Captain the point here?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548766846368725560080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487664763687256e1290000#post_5487664763687256e1290000\r\nAre ya'll talking about ranks in Reach?\r\nI think I'm a Captain.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5487669c6368724d181e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487664763687256e1290000#post_5487664763687256e1290000\r\nWell there are ranks higher than captain, but I doubt they'll make for some quick and funny gifs.\r\nSo yeah, EHAN's the captain. Gotta deal with.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"548766a66368724e42720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487664763687256e1290000#post_5487664763687256e1290000\r\nYou're the Captain now, so it's about you","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"548766c96368724c381c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548766a66368724e42720000#post_548766a66368724e42720000\r\nOrders, captain?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"548766cc63687254fc610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487669c6368724d181e0000#post_5487669c6368724d181e0000\r\nI'm the Colonel. Colonel Grade 2 to be precise.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"548766ee63687257fa350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548766a66368724e42720000#post_548766a66368724e42720000\r\nWell, who's the Colonel? It's still a higher rank.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5487676d63687254c6630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This guy is\r\n!http://www.logomaker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Colonel-Sanders.jpg!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"548767cd63687257e5340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487676d63687254c6630000#post_5487676d63687254c6630000\r\ncaptain chicken","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548767e763687254fc7f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487676d63687254c6630000#post_5487676d63687254c6630000\r\n*Clapping*\r\nGG","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5487689563687253b0500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"< Can't aim with a pistol","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548769356368725a7b9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487689563687253b0500000#post_5487689563687253b0500000\r\nTry aiming down your sights","author":"536f7a11636872666