time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2591.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548764326368726cb40a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54876364636872244f2d0200#post_54876364636872244f2d0200\r\nWell, I had no school today, so HA!\r\nBy the way, I meant the rank.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54876450636872165c000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Y'all are lucky... Being home and stuff","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5487645063687210b9060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548764186368727c7e010000#post_548764186368727c7e010000\r\nThey never fess up, unless they get tortured.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548766176368725aa35d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548764326368726cb40a0000#post_548764326368726cb40a0000\r\nI figured, but the gif is still kinda relevant","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5487664763687256e1290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548766176368725aa35d0000#post_548766176368725aa35d0000\r\nYeah, since you're the higher rank than me.\r\nOr is Captain the point here?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548766846368725560080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487664763687256e1290000#post_5487664763687256e1290000\r\nAre ya'll talking about ranks in Reach?\r\nI think I'm a Captain.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5487669c6368724d181e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487664763687256e1290000#post_5487664763687256e1290000\r\nWell there are ranks higher than captain, but I doubt they'll make for some quick and funny gifs.\r\nSo yeah, EHAN's the captain. Gotta deal with.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"548766a66368724e42720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487664763687256e1290000#post_5487664763687256e1290000\r\nYou're the Captain now, so it's about you","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"548766c96368724c381c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548766a66368724e42720000#post_548766a66368724e42720000\r\nOrders, captain?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"548766cc63687254fc610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487669c6368724d181e0000#post_5487669c6368724d181e0000\r\nI'm the Colonel. Colonel Grade 2 to be precise.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"548766ee63687257fa350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548766a66368724e42720000#post_548766a66368724e42720000\r\nWell, who's the Colonel? It's still a higher rank.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5487676d63687254c6630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This guy is\r\n!http://www.logomaker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Colonel-Sanders.jpg!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"548767cd63687257e5340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487676d63687254c6630000#post_5487676d63687254c6630000\r\ncaptain chicken","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548767e763687254fc7f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487676d63687254c6630000#post_5487676d63687254c6630000\r\n*Clapping*\r\nGG","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5487689563687253b0500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"< Can't aim with a pistol","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548769356368725a7b9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5487689563687253b0500000#post_5487689563687253b0500000\r\nTry aiming down your sights","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"548769d56368725339800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/12/9/781725/large.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54876a4a6368725637b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/b/bb/Remove-Infection-from-an-Ingrown-Toenail-Step-5.jpg/670px-Remove-Infection-from-an-Ingrown-Toenail-Step-5.jpg!","author":"533799ae636872138d0a0200"},{"id":"54876a5163687257e56d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548769d56368725339800000#post_548769d56368725339800000\r\ndammit\r\nthe anti-twilicorn fanboys got her\r\nnow who's going to sell what toys of who for Hasbro?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54876a686368725299960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Crystalis\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54876a4a6368725637b40000#post_54876a4a6368725637b40000\r\ncringe","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54876aba63687252fa690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"-Trying hard not to join EHAN-\r\n\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54876a5163687257e56d0000#post_54876a5163687257e56d0000\r\nTHE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54876aef63687257ca6f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54876aba63687252fa690000#post_54876aba63687252fa690000\r\nYou're trying to join me?\r\n\r\nYou can if you want","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54876af263687252e3bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i46.tinypic.com/k3afkx.jpg!","author":"534345d36368727047b40100"},{"id":"54876b1663687251fc7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@orcinus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54876af263687252e3bc0000#post_54876af263687252e3bc0000\r\nThere's our third.\r\n\r\nWelcome :3","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54876bf263687251c6cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@orcinus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54876af263687252e3bc0000#post_54876af263687252e3bc0000\r\nEyho","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}