time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/296.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53780c4c63687229b21f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780ba16368722a7c350000#post_53780ba16368722a7c350000\r\nDog: \"What up my Doggie!\"\r\n\r\nYou: \"Yo My homehound!\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780bff63687229d2210000#post_53780bff63687229d2210000\r\nSilver Chocolate maybe?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53780c756368722bd8750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780bff63687229d2210000#post_53780bff63687229d2210000\r\nProbably not as effective as silver.\r\nOr explosives.\r\nOr a flamethrower.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53780d1463687228f66d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780c756368722bd8750000#post_53780c756368722bd8750000\r\nOr chainsaws.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53780d3c63687228f67a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780c756368722bd8750000#post_53780c756368722bd8750000\r\nWait; are we talking the type of werewolf that constantly takes his shirt off and competes with a emotionless needed girl or the nothing less than cutting it's head off will kill it type of werewolf?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53780d4163687228f6830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780d1463687228f66d0000#post_53780d1463687228f66d0000\r\nAhhhh chainsaw.\r\nThe great communicator.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780d3c63687228f67a0000#post_53780d3c63687228f67a0000\r\nHey Taylor Lautner is hot. He's a terrible actor but he's hot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53780dd463687229e70c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780b636368722a1f300000#post_53780b636368722a1f300000\r\nRacism has nothing to with it, I just don't think dogs should be allowed in the same schools as humans. Separate, but equal ya know? Ain't like we're saying they should go without.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53780f0b6368720cb6000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"We buy anything\":http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeBuyAnything\r\nIf only this was the case in real life. Then dumping random stuff I don't need would be far easier.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5378104a6368720c72300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780dd463687229e70c0100#post_53780dd463687229e70c0100\r\nOh then that's fine then! :D Nope not racist towards dogs at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780d4163687228f6830000#post_53780d4163687228f6830000\r\nIt can even speak sign language!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"537810556368720e587e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780f0b6368720cb6000000#post_53780f0b6368720cb6000000\r\nEasier solution:\r\nDon't buy stuff you don't need in the first place.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537810df6368720b538a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537810556368720e587e0000#post_537810556368720e587e0000\r\nI keep receiving things.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"537810f16368720bf9aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537810556368720e587e0000#post_537810556368720e587e0000\r\nI was at Goodwill once. I go there when I get bored. I found a wooden homeade stoplight. With switches and everything. It didn't have a price tag on it anywhere so I asked a dude how much it was. He came by with a label gun. As soon as the $5 sticker landed on it I know that stoplight was going home with me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5378149063