time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/296.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53780c4c63687229b21f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780ba16368722a7c350000#post_53780ba16368722a7c350000\r\nDog: \"What up my Doggie!\"\r\n\r\nYou: \"Yo My homehound!\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780bff63687229d2210000#post_53780bff63687229d2210000\r\nSilver Chocolate maybe?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53780c756368722bd8750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780bff63687229d2210000#post_53780bff63687229d2210000\r\nProbably not as effective as silver.\r\nOr explosives.\r\nOr a flamethrower.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53780d1463687228f66d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780c756368722bd8750000#post_53780c756368722bd8750000\r\nOr chainsaws.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53780d3c63687228f67a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780c756368722bd8750000#post_53780c756368722bd8750000\r\nWait; are we talking the type of werewolf that constantly takes his shirt off and competes with a emotionless needed girl or the nothing less than cutting it's head off will kill it type of werewolf?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53780d4163687228f6830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780d1463687228f66d0000#post_53780d1463687228f66d0000\r\nAhhhh chainsaw.\r\nThe great communicator.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780d3c63687228f67a0000#post_53780d3c63687228f67a0000\r\nHey Taylor Lautner is hot. He's a terrible actor but he's hot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53780dd463687229e70c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780b636368722a1f300000#post_53780b636368722a1f300000\r\nRacism has nothing to with it, I just don't think dogs should be allowed in the same schools as humans. Separate, but equal ya know? Ain't like we're saying they should go without.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53780f0b6368720cb6000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"We buy anything\":http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeBuyAnything\r\nIf only this was the case in real life. Then dumping random stuff I don't need would be far easier.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5378104a6368720c72300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780dd463687229e70c0100#post_53780dd463687229e70c0100\r\nOh then that's fine then! :D Nope not racist towards dogs at all.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780d4163687228f6830000#post_53780d4163687228f6830000\r\nIt can even speak sign language!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"537810556368720e587e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53780f0b6368720cb6000000#post_53780f0b6368720cb6000000\r\nEasier solution:\r\nDon't buy stuff you don't need in the first place.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537810df6368720b538a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537810556368720e587e0000#post_537810556368720e587e0000\r\nI keep receiving things.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"537810f16368720bf9aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537810556368720e587e0000#post_537810556368720e587e0000\r\nI was at Goodwill once. I go there when I get bored. I found a wooden homeade stoplight. With switches and everything. It didn't have a price tag on it anywhere so I asked a dude how much it was. He came by with a label gun. As soon as the $5 sticker landed on it I know that stoplight was going home with me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537814906368720c72a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537810f16368720bf9aa0000#post_537810f16368720bf9aa0000\r\nI actually work for Goodwill, taking in donations. We get some pretty cool stuff, including a gigantic old timey radio. I wanted to take it home with me so bad...\r\n\r\nYou know you can build a really weird picture of people by the stuff they choose to donate.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537815536368720afa670200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537814906368720c72a80100#post_537814906368720c72a80100\r\nI used to go a lot with my grandfather when I was a kid.\r\nHell I still go with him sometimes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537816a76368720afa110400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537810f16368720bf9aa0000#post_537810f16368720bf9aa0000\r\nI'd like to say I went to Goodwill shopping for a PC, and a company upgrading their servers decided to donate a dual socket workstation with 2 Intel Xeon 2687W's with 128GB RAM each. The employee knew nothing at all about PC's and figured it was just some piece of junk and let me have it for 10 bucks.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"537817486368723ebf250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"rihanna made a comment about how one of her fans looked silly in a costume tribute of one of rihanna´s own costumes by putting a \":C\" on instagram and comparing her to to the wu tang clan logo.\r\n\r\npeople call her a cyberbully, human scum, not a role model (like she was one to begin with) and other shit.\r\n\r\njeesus people are really fucking easy to offend.\r\n\r\nand all of the assholes on earth took rihanna joke for the wrong and started actually cyberbulling (most retarded thing ever) the girl.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"537817a463687241b83c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537817486368723ebf250000#post_537817486368723ebf250000\r\nToo easily. I blame the US legal system giving crybabies too easy access to the tool to sue people.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"537818e8636872417e3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537817a463687241b83c0000#post_537817a463687241b83c0000\r\n\r\n\r\n\"this is the thing she tweeted\":https://twitter.com/rihanna/status/464621294043279362/photo/1 \r\n\r\n\"like seriously,just that\":https://twitter.com/rihanna/status/464620761979052032/photo/1   \r\n\r\noh but nooooo, celebrities are our role models, they are angels, they act like they are fucking messiah.\r\n\r\nalso, seriously cyberbulling? she is complaining she is getting hate on twitter, like there is an option to privatize your goddamn twitter, your facebook your everything.\r\n\r\n!http://images.rapgenius.com/38c34a1b79b6fc15d474169598f85362.464x212x1.png!  \r\n  ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53781be36368723fb5350200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"SEE!! I TOLD YOU I DIN' DO NUTTIN WRONG!!!\"  - Chris Brown.\r\n\r\noh youtube, even though you are full of extremist and trolls, you sometimes can make me smile with your dark humor.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53782a636368726796b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Vienna_sausage.jpg!\r\nCanned Vienna Sausage....\r\nI'd imagine the authentic thing to be way more different. But why do people buy and consumer this... pseudo-dogfood? There are other better cheap meats out there.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53782b0463687265f74f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53782a636368726796b60000#post_53782a636368726796b60000\r\nSay what you will, we won two world wars on provisions like that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53782be76368724cbb0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53782a636368726796b60000#post_53782a636368726796b60000\r\nI actually really like those. I cannot say why, I just love em.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53782c0e6368724e24290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53782b0463687265f74f0100#post_53782b0463687265f74f0100\r\nI thought corned beef, canned stew, and crackers fed the personnel units?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53782c6763687248dd3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53782be76368724cbb0d0000#post_53782be76368724cbb0d0000\r\nI see.\r\nI dunno, maybe it's the smell that turns me down with these when cold. But if you add them into stir fries, it's awesome.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53782c926368724cbb400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53782c0e6368724e24290000#post_53782c0e6368724e24290000\r\nIt was a lot more than that.\r\nDid you know that when the Twinkie was first invented it used banana cream instead of vanilla. They switched to vanilla due to war time rationing of bananas for soldiers.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53782cde6368724f1d3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53782c926368724cbb400000#post_53782c926368724cbb400000\r\nInteresting.\r\nSpeaking of Twinkies, I heard they're reviving them.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}