time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/444.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538fd5c76368723449070600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Begins frothing from my toothy dinosaur mouth*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fd5cf6368723432ab0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd57163687233f79c0500#post_538fd57163687233f79c0500\r\n!http://www.mahq.net/mecha/votoms/atvotoms/atm-09-st.jpg!\r\nI've got your back","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd5d463687233f7c60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd4e863687234e0630500#post_538fd4e863687234e0630500\r\nLast time you did it we had stains everywhere!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fd63c63687234e0230600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd5cf6368723432ab0500#post_538fd5cf6368723432ab0500\r\nThis is gonna be easy money!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd68863687234e04d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd5c76368723449070600#post_538fd5c76368723449070600\r\n\r\n\r\nits better if we end this now when he is unconcious\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121213052530/xcom/images/e/e4/XCOM(EU)_SHIV_Laser.jpg!\r\n\r\nand from a safe distance","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fd7b16368726c58140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd68863687234e04d0600#post_538fd68863687234e04d0600\r\n*Lies on the floor, slowly dying from his disease*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fd7e46368726c6b0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd7b16368726c58140000#post_538fd7b16368726c58140000\r\n*Gets the scopedog's rifle ready*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd8086368726d691f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Happy 444th page","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"538fd81b6368726d7e3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd7b16368726c58140000#post_538fd7b16368726c58140000\r\nUh guys we need to hurry up and fix this guy, n!R@$ dying!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd8216368726db3310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Should we take Random to the vet?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fd8496368726d7e500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8086368726d691f0000#post_538fd8086368726d691f0000\r\n!http://i.minus.com/i7NpLIs4rp3md.gif!\r\nDANCING ALL NIGHT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd8606368726d3f460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8216368726db3310000#post_538fd8216368726db3310000\r\n\r\nNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538fd8666368726d3f4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8216368726db3310000#post_538fd8216368726db3310000\r\nMaybe, *sniff*, Maybe.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd88f6368726cc8300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8666368726d3f4b0000#post_538fd8666368726d3f4b0000\r\n\r\nHe loves himself too much to die like this don't worry. Who wants ice cream?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538fd89b6368726bfd540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd81b6368726d7e3a0000#post_538fd81b6368726d7e3a0000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8216368726db3310000#post_538fd8216368726db3310000\r\nNo\r\n\r\n*Starts firing his Rifle at Randomsaur*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd8ac6368726db3570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f1