time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/444.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538fd5c76368723449070600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Begins frothing from my toothy dinosaur mouth*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fd5cf6368723432ab0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd57163687233f79c0500#post_538fd57163687233f79c0500\r\n!http://www.mahq.net/mecha/votoms/atvotoms/atm-09-st.jpg!\r\nI've got your back","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd5d463687233f7c60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd4e863687234e0630500#post_538fd4e863687234e0630500\r\nLast time you did it we had stains everywhere!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fd63c63687234e0230600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd5cf6368723432ab0500#post_538fd5cf6368723432ab0500\r\nThis is gonna be easy money!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd68863687234e04d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd5c76368723449070600#post_538fd5c76368723449070600\r\n\r\n\r\nits better if we end this now when he is unconcious\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121213052530/xcom/images/e/e4/XCOM(EU)_SHIV_Laser.jpg!\r\n\r\nand from a safe distance","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fd7b16368726c58140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd68863687234e04d0600#post_538fd68863687234e04d0600\r\n*Lies on the floor, slowly dying from his disease*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fd7e46368726c6b0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd7b16368726c58140000#post_538fd7b16368726c58140000\r\n*Gets the scopedog's rifle ready*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd8086368726d691f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Happy 444th page","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"538fd81b6368726d7e3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd7b16368726c58140000#post_538fd7b16368726c58140000\r\nUh guys we need to hurry up and fix this guy, n!R@$ dying!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd8216368726db3310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Should we take Random to the vet?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538fd8496368726d7e500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8086368726d691f0000#post_538fd8086368726d691f0000\r\n!http://i.minus.com/i7NpLIs4rp3md.gif!\r\nDANCING ALL NIGHT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd8606368726d3f460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8216368726db3310000#post_538fd8216368726db3310000\r\n\r\nNaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538fd8666368726d3f4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8216368726db3310000#post_538fd8216368726db3310000\r\nMaybe, *sniff*, Maybe.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd88f6368726cc8300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8666368726d3f4b0000#post_538fd8666368726d3f4b0000\r\n\r\nHe loves himself too much to die like this don't worry. Who wants ice cream?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538fd89b6368726bfd540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd81b6368726d7e3a0000#post_538fd81b6368726d7e3a0000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8216368726db3310000#post_538fd8216368726db3310000\r\nNo\r\n\r\n*Starts firing his Rifle at Randomsaur*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd8ac6368726db3570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Fungus starts growing on my body, then I start making clicking noises*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fd97e6368726ad88a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd89b6368726bfd540000#post_538fd89b6368726bfd540000\r\nDude, that was the cage he was in! HE'S FREE!\r\n\r\n_*QUICK HIT THE DECK!*_\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120305011553/gunfamfanon/images/8/87/Zaku_Yzrael_Rapid_Fire.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fd9bc6368726b2f8a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd8ac6368726db3570000#post_538fd8ac6368726db3570000\r\nOH shit. Who let him watch the Super Mario Brothers movie?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fd9bf6368726b2f8d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Looks like this scopedog is not going to cut it... Quasar! Pegasus! To the Getter!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd9c86368726d3f9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd97e6368726ad88a0000#post_538fd97e6368726ad88a0000\r\n*Dies*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fd9e36368726b7b650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd9c86368726d3f9a0000#post_538fd9c86368726d3f9a0000\r\n...Looks like I spoke too soon","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fd9ee6368726c6b870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd97e6368726ad88a0000#post_538fd97e6368726ad88a0000\r\n\r\n!http://images.wikia.com/xcom/images/2/24/XCOM(EU)_SHIV_OpensFire.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"S.H.I.V uses suppresion\"\r\n\r\n\"randomsaur loses aim by 50% and 4 bars of health and every move its gonna be countered by a reaction shot\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fda5c6368726ad8cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd9c86368726d3f9a0000#post_538fd9c86368726d3f9a0000\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd9e36368726b7b650000#post_538fd9e36368726b7b650000\r\nWelp, That was anti-Climactic. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fda5f6368726a6eed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fd9c86368726d3f9a0000#post_538fd9c86368726d3f9a0000\r\n\r\n\r\n\"recovered\"\r\n\"alien dinosaur infected corpse\"\r\n\"2 ellirium\"\r\n\"4 allien alloys\"\r\n\r\n*panic rises in ponyville*\r\n\r\n*soldiers lost: 0*\r\n*rating: excellent*\r\n\r\n*operation shit hit the fan was a succees*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fda9c6368726d3fcd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Suddenly, lots of spiders burst out of my corpse and jump on TME's face*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}