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{"topics":[{"id":"552e90756368723207431700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And fapping helps headaches and other stuff too","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552e90bf636872322c1b1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"To tell love from lust: Fap first","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552e9518636872626d5f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"morning of goodness","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552e98bb63687232076a2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e9518636872626d5f0700#post_552e9518636872626d5f0700\r\nSelamat siang.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552e98f3636872626d9b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I remember when my fire caught on house; the water came and put the house out with firemen ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552e9b226368720982270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e98f3636872626d9b0d00#post_552e98f3636872626d9b0d00\r\ni...\r\n\r\nwhat","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552e9c976368724897990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e9b226368720982270200#post_552e9b226368720982270200\r\n\r\nThen then my burn was dogged. I was barking and whining him hear. The burns had third degree dogs and the burn lungs of the cancer from the thick black lungs that entered his smoke.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552e9f4a6368722472700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e90756368723207431700#post_552e90756368723207431700\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]And fapping helps headaches and other stuff too[/bq]\r\nThat is actually true.  If I'm not mistaken the reason behind it is that masturbation and sex increases blood flow which can help with a migraine or such.\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e4fbb6368727b8dc51c00#post_552e4fbb6368727b8dc51c00\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]This thread ain't dead yet.\r\n\r\nYou know, once I die, I want my own phrase to be on my tombstone. Not religious bullshit phrases or mumbo jumbo in languages I don't speak.\r\n\r\n_\"You can die? So that's something I didn't know about.\"\r\n~ HJSDGCE_[/bq]\r\nI would want:\r\n\"I told you guys to vote for the India map then I would have respawned and now I have to wait for the match to end.\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552ea315636872323d623200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140315222422/pokemon/images/a/a7/470Leafeon_BW_anime.png!\r\n•3•","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"552ea8e56368723fd4e10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to hell for laughing at this:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/948/988/76d.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552eaa006368723fd4b20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ea8e56368723fd4e10200#post_552ea8e56368723fd4e10200\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/28/459056/medium.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"552eaa4f6368725359290b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Female Thor got cancelled. . . I don't think anyone is surprised by this.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552eaa92636872235fd70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ea8e56368723fd4e10200#post_552ea8e56368723fd4e10200\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eaa006368723fd4b20400#post_552eaa006368723fd4b20400\r\nrefer to avatar","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552eab786368723fd4e30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ea8e56368723fd4e10200#post_552ea8e56368723fd4e10200\r\nHa!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552eac406368724897ed1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The Five Nights at Fr