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{"topics":[{"id":"552e90756368723207431700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And fapping helps headaches and other stuff too","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552e90bf636872322c1b1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"To tell love from lust: Fap first","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552e9518636872626d5f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"morning of goodness","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552e98bb63687232076a2700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e9518636872626d5f0700#post_552e9518636872626d5f0700\r\nSelamat siang.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552e98f3636872626d9b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I remember when my fire caught on house; the water came and put the house out with firemen ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552e9b226368720982270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e98f3636872626d9b0d00#post_552e98f3636872626d9b0d00\r\ni...\r\n\r\nwhat","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552e9c976368724897990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e9b226368720982270200#post_552e9b226368720982270200\r\n\r\nThen then my burn was dogged. I was barking and whining him hear. The burns had third degree dogs and the burn lungs of the cancer from the thick black lungs that entered his smoke.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"552e9f4a6368722472700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e90756368723207431700#post_552e90756368723207431700\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]And fapping helps headaches and other stuff too[/bq]\r\nThat is actually true.  If I'm not mistaken the reason behind it is that masturbation and sex increases blood flow which can help with a migraine or such.\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552e4fbb6368727b8dc51c00#post_552e4fbb6368727b8dc51c00\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]This thread ain't dead yet.\r\n\r\nYou know, once I die, I want my own phrase to be on my tombstone. Not religious bullshit phrases or mumbo jumbo in languages I don't speak.\r\n\r\n_\"You can die? So that's something I didn't know about.\"\r\n~ HJSDGCE_[/bq]\r\nI would want:\r\n\"I told you guys to vote for the India map then I would have respawned and now I have to wait for the match to end.\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552ea315636872323d623200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140315222422/pokemon/images/a/a7/470Leafeon_BW_anime.png!\r\n•3•","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"552ea8e56368723fd4e10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to hell for laughing at this:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/948/988/76d.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552eaa006368723fd4b20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ea8e56368723fd4e10200#post_552ea8e56368723fd4e10200\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/28/459056/medium.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"552eaa4f6368725359290b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Female Thor got cancelled. . . I don't think anyone is surprised by this.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552eaa92636872235fd70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ea8e56368723fd4e10200#post_552ea8e56368723fd4e10200\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eaa006368723fd4b20400#post_552eaa006368723fd4b20400\r\nrefer to avatar","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552eab786368723fd4e30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552ea8e56368723fd4e10200#post_552ea8e56368723fd4e10200\r\nHa!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552eac406368724897ed1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The Five Nights at Freddy's movie is going to be directed by the director of The Ring.  Also the Katzsmith productions made Pride and Prejudice and Zombie, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.\r\n\r\nI think the movie is going to be good.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552eacb96368724897c91a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eac406368724897ed1900#post_552eac406368724897ed1900\r\nHere's hoping.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552eaccc63687234a2d11000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eacb96368724897c91a00#post_552eacb96368724897c91a00\r\nThrow in Nicholas Cage as Mike Schmidt and I'm sold.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552ead5d63687239c0b30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eac406368724897ed1900#post_552eac406368724897ed1900\r\n*HOLY SHIT*\r\n\r\nAlso Thank god that shit got cancelled. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552eadc76368723fd4c80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eaccc63687234a2d11000#post_552eaccc63687234a2d11000\r\nDear fucking God, _Yes_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552eade663687239c0aa0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eaa4f6368725359290b00#post_552eaa4f6368725359290b00\r\n@LOL@\r\n@HOW MANY ISSUES DID IT LAST?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552eaef86368723fd4090c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eadc76368723fd4c80a00#post_552eadc76368723fd4c80a00\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eaccc63687234a2d11000#post_552eaccc63687234a2d11000\r\nDear fucking God, _Yes_[/bq]\r\nWait; Nicholas Cage as Mike Schmidt and Christopher Walken as Purple Guy with Christopher Walken overacting and imitating Hannibal Lecter as a security guard.\r\n\r\nCage, \"*WHERE'S THE CHILDREN?!*\"\r\nWalken, \"Don't ask, me.  I was, enjoying, my Fava beans, and a nice, Chianti *begins making slurping sounds*\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552eafb46368724897e81e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eaef86368723fd4090c00#post_552eaef86368723fd4090c00\r\n\r\nI got a boner.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552eb0166368726d67b91200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/98wRoKI.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"552eb0516368723fd4200d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552eac406368724897ed1900#post_552eac406368724897ed1900\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]The Five Nights at Freddy's movie is going to be directed by the director of The Ring.  Also the Katzsmith productions made Pride and Prejudice and Zombie, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.\r\n\r\nI think the movie is going to be good.[/bq]\r\n@IS THIS TRUE?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552eb0936368725527420600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/6b46158bbeff9189952fd2b412534465/tumblr_nep11lr5xB1rc75zuo1_250.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}