time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5964.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554c23546368725d06970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"beat hero campaign of SA 2 \r\nThe presentation is way better, it's still janky but not to the same degree but...it's not quite as charming? I don't know how else to put it. plus not letting you choose your character is butts. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c1e6163687263ff640b00#post_554c1e6163687263ff640b00\r\ngot mine an iron man potato head\r\n\r\nI don't know what else to get her, she never wants anything.","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c23556368725d06980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c223163687263ff6a1000#post_554c223163687263ff6a1000\r\nOh.\r\nBecause that's what I've been hearing in my household for the past 20 minutes.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c23696368723ac4b10d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Considering cloning King James the Second and making him ruler of America","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c23cf63687263ffa91200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c23696368723ac4b10d00#post_554c23696368723ac4b10d00\r\nnot an american citizen, not eligible. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c24016368725839201b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c211b6368723ac4b70a00#post_554c211b6368723ac4b70a00\r\nI guess.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554c242463687201db461900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c23cf63687263ffa91200#post_554c23cf63687263ffa91200\r\n>telling the king what to do","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c24506368725d06ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c23556368725d06980000#post_554c23556368725d06980000\r\nUgh  ... What","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"554c247b6368723ac40a0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c242463687201db461900#post_554c242463687201db461900\r\n>king telling america what to do\r\nyou know how that turned out last time\r\n!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/191/2/7/American_Ironclad_1776_by_Jager375.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c24946368725839c01b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c24506368725d06ac0100#post_554c24506368725d06ac0100\r\nNope.\r\nStill hearing it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c24ab6368725d19e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c247b6368723ac40a0f00#post_554c247b6368723ac40a0f00\r\n\r\nGundAMURRIKA!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c24b26368725d061d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c242463687201db461900#post_554c242463687201db461900\r\n\"That's cute.\"\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110129172208/yugioh/images/f/f6/Jack.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c24d663687263ff011400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c247b6368723ac40a0f00#post_554c247b6368723ac40a0f00\r\n>Comparing King George to King James","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c24f96368727270b01100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c24d663687263ff011400#post_554c24d663687263ff011400\r\nKING JACK IS BEST KING!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c252e63687263ff6e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c24d663687263ff011400#post_554c24d663687263ff011400\r\n>comparing a man in a chair to 14 TONS OF HARD AMERICAN STEEEEEEL","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554