time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5964.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554c23546368725d06970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"beat hero campaign of SA 2 \r\nThe presentation is way better, it's still janky but not to the same degree but...it's not quite as charming? I don't know how else to put it. plus not letting you choose your character is butts. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c1e6163687263ff640b00#post_554c1e6163687263ff640b00\r\ngot mine an iron man potato head\r\n\r\nI don't know what else to get her, she never wants anything.","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c23556368725d06980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c223163687263ff6a1000#post_554c223163687263ff6a1000\r\nOh.\r\nBecause that's what I've been hearing in my household for the past 20 minutes.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c23696368723ac4b10d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Considering cloning King James the Second and making him ruler of America","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c23cf63687263ffa91200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c23696368723ac4b10d00#post_554c23696368723ac4b10d00\r\nnot an american citizen, not eligible. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c24016368725839201b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c211b6368723ac4b70a00#post_554c211b6368723ac4b70a00\r\nI guess.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554c242463687201db461900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c23cf63687263ffa91200#post_554c23cf63687263ffa91200\r\n>telling the king what to do","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c24506368725d06ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c23556368725d06980000#post_554c23556368725d06980000\r\nUgh  ... What","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"554c247b6368723ac40a0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c242463687201db461900#post_554c242463687201db461900\r\n>king telling america what to do\r\nyou know how that turned out last time\r\n!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/191/2/7/American_Ironclad_1776_by_Jager375.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c24946368725839c01b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c24506368725d06ac0100#post_554c24506368725d06ac0100\r\nNope.\r\nStill hearing it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554c24ab6368725d19e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c247b6368723ac40a0f00#post_554c247b6368723ac40a0f00\r\n\r\nGundAMURRIKA!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c24b26368725d061d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c242463687201db461900#post_554c242463687201db461900\r\n\"That's cute.\"\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110129172208/yugioh/images/f/f6/Jack.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c24d663687263ff011400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c247b6368723ac40a0f00#post_554c247b6368723ac40a0f00\r\n>Comparing King George to King James","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c24f96368727270b01100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c24d663687263ff011400#post_554c24d663687263ff011400\r\nKING JACK IS BEST KING!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c252e63687263ff6e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c24d663687263ff011400#post_554c24d663687263ff011400\r\n>comparing a man in a chair to 14 TONS OF HARD AMERICAN STEEEEEEL","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c25916368723a112e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c252e63687263ff6e1400#post_554c252e63687263ff6e1400\r\nOkay, America only won because the British Army was fighting a massive war with several other people. Like a province in India with million of people.\r\nSo the fact that the British did so well is impressive","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c25e46368723dc16f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c25916368723a112e0000#post_554c25916368723a112e0000\r\nno america won because they found an archive of ancient native american technology and built mecha washington to crush the invading limey lobsters ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554c26266368723ac4ca1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c25916368723a112e0000#post_554c25916368723a112e0000\r\n\r\nAnd becuase it's a pet peeve of mine - you may have Heard that Newman put up the lanterns to warn Revere about the British approach - it's one of those historical details everyone seems to get wrong. Revere already knew about the raid, and in fact had been the one to pass the knowledge on to Newman. The lanterns were meant as a warning to lookouts in Charlestown - a backup in case Revere was caught before he managed to leave town. Please learn this so you can impress girls on fist dates, as I do, though they often seem so overwhelmed by it they rarely call again. That's the power of knowledge, and it's dangerous. ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c265c6368722d857a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c25916368723a112e0000#post_554c25916368723a112e0000\r\nWE STILL WON THO!\r\n'MURRIKA!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c268f6368725839f41d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What is everyone talking now?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554c26c66368727270001400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c268f6368725839f41d00#post_554c268f6368725839f41d00\r\n\r\nGringos and su history","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554c27036368727270601400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c268f6368725839f41d00#post_554c268f6368725839f41d00\r\nAMERICA!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554c27c963687201db651d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c268f6368725839f41d00#post_554c268f6368725839f41d00\r\nThey were talking about America, and before, we were talking about how time goes by quickly because the girl I like is going to spend the summer out-of-state.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554c27d563687258398e1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c26266368723ac4ca1000#post_554c26266368723ac4ca1000\r\nsexy\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/DuncSU5.png!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554c28556368723dc1820300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c27036368727270601400#post_554c27036368727270601400\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c268f6368725839f41d00#post_554c268f6368725839f41d00\r\nAMERICA![/bq]\r\n\"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/746/186/583.gif!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2c7tZc792U","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554c28696368722d851f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554c27d563687258398e1f00#post_554c27d563687258398e1f00\r\nsquiggy'sphilosophy.png","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}