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{"topics":[{"id":"5572550e636872787e1f0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ill cnfess to you. I once worked in a butchery,msome years ago. My boss was an old irishman immigrant and my co worker was his niece, a gorgeous redhead named Rita, who spoke spanish, gaelic and english. We got along pretty good; I am a very cultivated guy and told her stories about her second country and she was fascinated. I captivated her withbthe stories of Eamon de Valera, Patrick Sarsfield, Eowin O'Duffy, Wolfe Tone, and King Brian who defeated the vikings at Clontarf and we were both catholic. While my boss liked me well enough he wasnt happy that I was getting along so well with herm I guess he thought I was hitting on her but as much as I would have liked that I was too shy for it; the important thing here is that he gave mea choice: I would limit my interactions with her to the minimum or I was fired. I was very nervous but I liked my job so I decided that to minimize the effect of my decision I would tell her that so shewouldnt think I was angry or rude. One evening when we were closing the butchery I was thinking on how to tell herwhen she began to talk and said: So, are you gay or what? \r\nI was dumbfounded and asked why did she ask that\r\nI dont want to sound cocky but I know Im pretty, no man who hasworked with me before has left without asking me out. So, are you gay? Im totally cool with that I just want to know.\r\nI laughed and answered yes, that way I could still hag with her and since she would totally tell her uncle he wouldnt suspect of me anymore.\r\nSince that night my boss never looked at me again without laughing his ass away.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"557255ac636872392e8b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I shall be leaving shortly. Fare thee well, derplings.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"557256136368726370c11700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5572550e636872787e1f0b00#post_5572550e636872787e1f0b00\r\n\r\nPubertad. Gracias por hacer la vida aún más incomoda para uno de lo que por sí es, y al igual que cada candidato este domingo, Ch**** ** ***** hija de ****","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557256406368723f8f220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5572550c63687270555c0d00#post_5572550c63687270555c0d00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]HOLY FUCK!\r\n\r\nYou know how I go on and on about robots? Well almost realistic sexbots are already for sale in Japan. *Almost* realistic. You're familiar with the uncanny valley? Well the sexbots in question are almost out of the uncanny valley; you can tell that they're sexbots, but at first glance they look human. They also have realistic feeling skin.\r\n\r\nInb4 Chobits style future.\r\n\r\n*edit\r\nCorrection some of them have gotten out of the uncanny valley.[/bq]\r\nSince my post got cut off by the page.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; realistic androids and realistic sexbots are here.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5572566463687214b90b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5572550e636872787e1f0b00#post_5572550e636872787e1f0b00\r\nwhy would you get that cozy with a chick just to say youre gay","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"557256926368726370ed1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557256406368723f8f220100#post_557256406368723f8f220100\r\ni'd imagine that whores are better","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"557256b763687267528b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5572550c63687270555c0d00#post_5572550c63687270555c0d00\r\nI am not surprised that Japan was the first one in doing that.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557256e463687214b9f00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557256136368726370c11700#post_557256136368726370c11700\r
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