time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7232.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559633266368721e660003a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know i love hiatuses\r\n!http://static.tumblr.com/0e80a182407a10c5e4a62ad46e9ef78c/5tsenkb/8w2nh4gx5/tumblr_static_azrgcdzocn408g8c0ockkgscc.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559633726368721c280027be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633086368724adc001521#post_559633086368724adc001521\r\nGod wanks in mysterious ways","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559633ab6368725242001279","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Honestly if someone were to have that much power the most ethical use of that sort of power without killing anyone or using your powers to overwhelm other's will is to in situations that are legitimately dire to have each permutation of a potential outcome happen and the one where the dire outcome happens doesn't happen.\r\n\r\nBasically if *GOD* is real the most ethical way of using all mighty powers would be to stop people from destroying all of reality by making the exact point where they destroy all of the universe never happen in the first place and make it where their reality destroying device fails to work.\r\n\r\nDavros, \"Fire the reality bomb!\"\r\n*reality bomb fails*\r\nDavros, \"Impossible!  The reality bomb had a 100.0000000000% chance of working!\"\r\n*the .00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of it failing is what actually happens*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559633b7636872524200128a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633726368721c280027be#post_559633726368721c280027be\r\n\r\nYou cheeky bastard.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559633c36368721e66000454","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633266368721e660003a1#post_559633266368721e660003a1\r\nWeird.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"Am I going to hell for laughing too hard at this?\":http://i.imgur.com/b8fWUv1.gif","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559633e263687203ea000c4b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633086368724adc001521#post_559633086368724adc001521\r\nif god knew what it was doing that would be a diversion and the real porn folder would be a folder on the desktop labeled \"tax info\" ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5596341f63687220a400037a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay. I'm watching Tokusatsu and everyone's starting deeply into their own navels.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5596342e6368725242001346","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633c36368721e66000454#post_559633c36368721e66000454\r\nThat kid needs a new sport \r\nOr maybe goaly ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5596343c6368721e660004d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"For those of you wondering what is the context of my avatar:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/986/950/e41.jpg!\r\nTouhou boss","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5596344663687203ea000ccc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633c36368721e66000454#post_559633c36368721e66000454\r\nIf you are, then I am too.\r\n\r\nNah that's not the worst thing you could laugh at. Just good old slapstick at its finest.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5596346d6368721e6600050b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now I'm going to start watching the first power rangers for reasons that escape me.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5596349d6368721c28002a4f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633e263687203ea000c4b#post_559633e263687203ea000c4b\r\n\r\nI bet God's some overweight twelve year old who's going through his sexual awakening and wants to see what crazy, kinky