time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7232.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559633266368721e660003a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know i love hiatuses\r\n!http://static.tumblr.com/0e80a182407a10c5e4a62ad46e9ef78c/5tsenkb/8w2nh4gx5/tumblr_static_azrgcdzocn408g8c0ockkgscc.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559633726368721c280027be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633086368724adc001521#post_559633086368724adc001521\r\nGod wanks in mysterious ways","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559633ab6368725242001279","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Honestly if someone were to have that much power the most ethical use of that sort of power without killing anyone or using your powers to overwhelm other's will is to in situations that are legitimately dire to have each permutation of a potential outcome happen and the one where the dire outcome happens doesn't happen.\r\n\r\nBasically if *GOD* is real the most ethical way of using all mighty powers would be to stop people from destroying all of reality by making the exact point where they destroy all of the universe never happen in the first place and make it where their reality destroying device fails to work.\r\n\r\nDavros, \"Fire the reality bomb!\"\r\n*reality bomb fails*\r\nDavros, \"Impossible!  The reality bomb had a 100.0000000000% chance of working!\"\r\n*the .00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of it failing is what actually happens*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559633b7636872524200128a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633726368721c280027be#post_559633726368721c280027be\r\n\r\nYou cheeky bastard.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559633c36368721e66000454","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633266368721e660003a1#post_559633266368721e660003a1\r\nWeird.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"Am I going to hell for laughing too hard at this?\":http://i.imgur.com/b8fWUv1.gif","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559633e263687203ea000c4b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633086368724adc001521#post_559633086368724adc001521\r\nif god knew what it was doing that would be a diversion and the real porn folder would be a folder on the desktop labeled \"tax info\" ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5596341f63687220a400037a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay. I'm watching Tokusatsu and everyone's starting deeply into their own navels.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5596342e6368725242001346","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633c36368721e66000454#post_559633c36368721e66000454\r\nThat kid needs a new sport \r\nOr maybe goaly ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5596343c6368721e660004d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"For those of you wondering what is the context of my avatar:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/986/950/e41.jpg!\r\nTouhou boss","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5596344663687203ea000ccc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633c36368721e66000454#post_559633c36368721e66000454\r\nIf you are, then I am too.\r\n\r\nNah that's not the worst thing you could laugh at. Just good old slapstick at its finest.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5596346d6368721e6600050b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now I'm going to start watching the first power rangers for reasons that escape me.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5596349d6368721c28002a4f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633e263687203ea000c4b#post_559633e263687203ea000c4b\r\n\r\nI bet God's some overweight twelve year old who's going through his sexual awakening and wants to see what crazy, kinky shit we can come up with.\r\n\r\nI don't think we've disappointed him.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559635486368721c28002b7a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596342e6368725242001346#post_5596342e6368725242001346\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596344663687203ea000ccc#post_5596344663687203ea000ccc\r\nMust be Scott Sterling's son.\r\n\r\n+1 to anyone who gets this reference!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5596355063687252420014e4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596349d6368721c28002a4f#post_5596349d6368721c28002a4f\r\nif that's true then I've been aspiring to do gods work all this time. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559635b16368721c28002c4f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559633ab6368725242001279#post_559633ab6368725242001279\r\nThat would be assuming that God didnt see us as a game of the sims and found us worth worrying about.\r\n\r\nWe certainly aren't worried about our tiny pixel people that much. Cause, well. Pixels.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5596362c6368725242001627","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Eighty years from now, I'm going to pass on, reach heaven's gates, and Peter's gonna shrug his shoulders and say \"Eh, I'd let you in, but you talked about God's wang on an MLP forum.\"","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559636646368724adc001b47","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559635b16368721c28002c4f#post_559635b16368721c28002c4f\r\nOr we're background characters in his hentai dating sim and he has a fetish for hairless bipeds and pregnant women.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559636866368721c28002dc8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559635b16368721c28002c4f#post_559635b16368721c28002c4f\r\n\r\n_hides Sims cheat guides, mod, custom content, mansions, and game-based blog_\r\n\r\nW-worried about my Sims? Me? Of course not.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55963a186368724adc00216c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Louisiana gave up fighting gay marriage when their own court ruled gay marriage law.\r\n\r\nThe USA is the #1 country with the most population that allows gay marriage.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso talks about greece are breaking down complete.  Time to panic Europeans cause the two most probable outcomes are:\r\n1)Greece leaves the European Union.\r\n2)The European Union Breaks apart.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55963ab563687220a4000a28","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55963a186368724adc00216c#post_55963a186368724adc00216c\r\nWow. One day we went from being one of the most backwards on the topic to having the highest population that allows gay marriage.\r\n\r\nFeels good man.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55963af76368721c280036a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"joy","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55963b5063687203ea001624","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"First episode finished.\r\n\r\nI liked playing \"Spot the sentai footage\"","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55963b616368721c28003792","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"For those of you that are in Europe I'm not kidding about time to panic, cause Greece's economic decline is on par with the great depression.\r\n\r\nWhen I say two options you really have three, but you'd have to be fucking metaphorically retarded to accept the third.\r\n\r\nOptions for Europe:\r\n1)Greece leaves the European Union.\r\n2)European Union breaks up.\r\n3)Europe hit by a great depression and all of Europe is fucked.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55963b986368724adc002468","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, Viz Media has licensed the OPM anime.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55963bbf6368721c2800386d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55963b5063687203ea001624#post_55963b5063687203ea001624\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]First episode finished.\r\n\r\nI liked playing \"Spot the sentai footage\"[/bq]\r\nshhh people are talking about problems that actually matter","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"}]}