time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/725.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b786fd636872757d850500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Escapes from Antarctica, gets rejected from art school and becomes the German president*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b787116368721bd4f20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7865e63687265abab0400#post_53b7865e63687265abab0400\r\n*The Three riders prepare a Team Rider Kick*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7872363687266c9650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This... \"this is funny\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lxFK4Zcq-g\r\n\r\nVery funny.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"53b78801636872756a180600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b787116368721bd4f20200#post_53b787116368721bd4f20200\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat is with kids these days.\r\n\r\nyo assclowns if you do attack without official war papers you are gonna get in really big troubles, im just saying, its ironic how you claim to fight for justice yet you dont have respect for it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7899a63687247141d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I put some sugar, salt, and malt vinegar into water. I am going to put it in the freezer overnight, add white vinegar in the morning, and then microwave it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b789e663687266c9650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78801636872756a180600#post_53b78801636872756a180600\r\nKaixa: You mean Smart Brain's Idea of Justice?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b78af163687246f23f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b789e663687266c9650100#post_53b789e663687266c9650100\r\n\r\n\r\nyeah yeah whatever you like calling it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b78bff63687265e30e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78af163687246f23f0400#post_53b78af163687246f23f0400\r\n*Offers TME some ice cream*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b78c596368724398ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78af163687246f23f0400#post_53b78af163687246f23f0400\r\n*Triple rider kick*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b78d3363687262a3850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78c596368724398ce0000#post_53b78c596368724398ce0000\r\n\r\nHOLD IT RIGHT THERE RIDERS\r\n\r\n*a mistical figure appears*\r\n\r\nif you attack twisted you will be severely punished.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b78da86368725c94960200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78d3363687262a3850000#post_53b78d3363687262a3850000\r\nAre you an Orphnoch?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b78e9a6368725e15f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78da86368725c94960200#post_53b78da86368725c94960200\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat? no im just a goverment official here to tell you that if you attack him or his army he will have grounds to sue you guys\r\n\r\nTME: he is right guys","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b78fd16368720227c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78e9a6368725e15f20000#post_53b78e9a6368725e15f20000\r\nWe're already sworn enemies of Smart brain, What more can you do?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b790576368725e2f720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7872363687266c9650000#post_53b7872363687266c9650000\r\nOkay, that was LOUD.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b791a263687250532d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body