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{"topics":[{"id":"53b786fd636872757d850500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Escapes from Antarctica, gets rejected from art school and becomes the German president*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b787116368721bd4f20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7865e63687265abab0400#post_53b7865e63687265abab0400\r\n*The Three riders prepare a Team Rider Kick*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7872363687266c9650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This... \"this is funny\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lxFK4Zcq-g\r\n\r\nVery funny.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"53b78801636872756a180600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b787116368721bd4f20200#post_53b787116368721bd4f20200\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat is with kids these days.\r\n\r\nyo assclowns if you do attack without official war papers you are gonna get in really big troubles, im just saying, its ironic how you claim to fight for justice yet you dont have respect for it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7899a63687247141d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I put some sugar, salt, and malt vinegar into water. I am going to put it in the freezer overnight, add white vinegar in the morning, and then microwave it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b789e663687266c9650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78801636872756a180600#post_53b78801636872756a180600\r\nKaixa: You mean Smart Brain's Idea of Justice?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b78af163687246f23f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b789e663687266c9650100#post_53b789e663687266c9650100\r\n\r\n\r\nyeah yeah whatever you like calling it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b78bff63687265e30e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78af163687246f23f0400#post_53b78af163687246f23f0400\r\n*Offers TME some ice cream*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b78c596368724398ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78af163687246f23f0400#post_53b78af163687246f23f0400\r\n*Triple rider kick*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b78d3363687262a3850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78c596368724398ce0000#post_53b78c596368724398ce0000\r\n\r\nHOLD IT RIGHT THERE RIDERS\r\n\r\n*a mistical figure appears*\r\n\r\nif you attack twisted you will be severely punished.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b78da86368725c94960200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78d3363687262a3850000#post_53b78d3363687262a3850000\r\nAre you an Orphnoch?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b78e9a6368725e15f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78da86368725c94960200#post_53b78da86368725c94960200\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat? no im just a goverment official here to tell you that if you attack him or his army he will have grounds to sue you guys\r\n\r\nTME: he is right guys","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b78fd16368720227c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78e9a6368725e15f20000#post_53b78e9a6368725e15f20000\r\nWe're already sworn enemies of Smart brain, What more can you do?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b790576368725e2f720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7872363687266c9650000#post_53b7872363687266c9650000\r\nOkay, that was LOUD.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b791a263687250532d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78fd16368720227c10000#post_53b78fd16368720227c10000\r\n\r\n\r\nuh lets see, if you do attack twisted he might have grounds for aggravated assualt, if he does not fight back\r\n\r\nTME: i wont\r\n\r\nand he goes out with injuries\r\n\r\nTME: god forbid\r\n\r\nand considering twisted social status, you might get up to 30 years of jail.\r\n\r\nTME: ouch\r\n\r\nand for not carrying the legal papers that might include 1 to 5 more years.\r\n\r\nof course twisted might ask for money instead, which would be about uh\r\n\r\nTME: tell em how much.\r\n\r\n10 billion dollars maximum","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b792456368727f85360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b791a263687250532d0200#post_53b791a263687250532d0200\r\nOrga: You act like anything on earth can stop us besides the Oprhnochs and Other riders","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b793d563687249a4fb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b792456368727f85360100#post_53b792456368727f85360100\r\n\r\n\r\nTME: well then, if i cant stop you, ill stop your money, those 10 billions might be really helpfull.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7958663687209543c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b793d563687249a4fb0300#post_53b793d563687249a4fb0300\r\nKaixa: You'll have to talk to Smart brain about that, They came up with the rider gear, And They might actually be able to pay that amount of money","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7967b63687209bd3e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"but lets get to the main point in here.\r\n\r\nwe still need those papers signed","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b796f36368727ebd700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7967b63687209bd3e0200#post_53b7967b63687209bd3e0200\r\nOrga: Since when Do you have to sign Papers to Fight someone anyway?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b797846368726f08f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b796f36368727ebd700200#post_53b796f36368727ebd700200\r\n\r\n\r\nsince the war of 2077 we need to have all papers checked, both parties have to agree.\r\n\r\n\r\nso we also need an official war document, a soldier id card, and a letter with your war purposes.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b798316368727f859c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b797846368726f08f20000#post_53b797846368726f08f20000\r\n...Fine, We'll sign these papers\r\n\r\nAlso, What do you mean by Soldier ID Card?\r\n\r\nKaixa: And official war document?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b798626368727c819c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b798316368727f859c0200#post_53b798316368727f859c0200\r\n\r\n\r\nif you do not have those papers i suggest you go to the nearest office of conflicts.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7990563687239602e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b798626368727c819c0200#post_53b798626368727c819c0200\r\n*Looks like there's one right next door*\r\n\r\nI'll be right back\r\n\r\n*Transforms into accel form and Exits and Returns with everything required within a minute*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7997a63687209bd0c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7990563687239602e0600#post_53b7990563687239602e0600\r\n\r\n\r\nlet me see\r\n\r\n*after an hour of checking, the officer hands them the papers*\r\n\r\nseems like verything is in order, your official war document will be given to you in the next 2 months.\r\n\r\nTME: 2 months?\r\n\r\nbefore that you are not allowed to start any conflicts between both sides","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}