time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7295.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598d42d6368722490000c76","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\nI haven't either. ...well, technically, I did once, but I was a bit young, so I don't really think it counts.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598d42f6368726a41001432","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\nDon't worry. Nothing exciting happening here.\r\nI mean, I have kissed a person but aside from that niente","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5598d43663687250a00029b4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3986368722490000bcf#post_5598d3986368722490000bcf\r\n\r\nI adore ASMR! Who are your favorites?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d37f6368720ef90010c4#post_5598d37f6368720ef90010c4\r\n\r\nWeird shit happened at my school. That school treated me well.\r\n\r\nMy freshman year, someone tried to commit suicide. They jumped from two stories. A few kids saw him fall, and were immediately ushered to student services. We were put into lockdown for two hours. Without phone access, a lot of us thought that there was a bomb threat. Scary stuff.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d44e6368722490000caa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\nThe hilarious part was that the Football coach was a huuuuuuuge homophobe. I slept with no less than three of his players.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598d46263687228a4000ae1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d43663687250a00029b4#post_5598d43663687250a00029b4\r\nIt is a female dominated thing it would seem. \r\nI dunno.\r\nSome polish girl. \r\nOthers I window shop","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5598d46963687258770004a0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/1/11/328am.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5598d49c6368726a410014cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d42a6368726a4100142e#post_5598d42a6368726a4100142e\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]I don't have any school Stories.\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\nNeither do I...\r\n\r\n...\r\nOH WAIT!\r\nYou guys know that deaf school that was voted for Taylor Swift to sing at?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598d49c63687228a4000b25","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3c06368726a41001375#post_5598d3c06368726a41001375\r\n\r\n...that's a story I want to hear.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3de63687250a000291b#post_5598d3de63687250a000291b\r\n\r\nI was lucky. No cliques at my school whatsoever. A few typical jackasses, but when you attended a school right next to one of the biggest private schools in the state? It weeded out a lot of the preps and jocks you see in a typical high school flick.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d4b16368722490000d2c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]All this exciting shit happening around you people, and I've never even kissed a person[/bq]\r\nI've never even been remotely in a romantic relationship\r\n\r\nI have you all beat","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5598d4cb6368720ef90012a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I used to be a DJ at my old highschool. Also, was a singer for hire. Not anymore though.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598d4d06368720ef90012ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thre