time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7295.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598d42d6368722490000c76","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\nI haven't either. ...well, technically, I did once, but I was a bit young, so I don't really think it counts.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598d42f6368726a41001432","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\nDon't worry. Nothing exciting happening here.\r\nI mean, I have kissed a person but aside from that niente","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5598d43663687250a00029b4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3986368722490000bcf#post_5598d3986368722490000bcf\r\n\r\nI adore ASMR! Who are your favorites?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d37f6368720ef90010c4#post_5598d37f6368720ef90010c4\r\n\r\nWeird shit happened at my school. That school treated me well.\r\n\r\nMy freshman year, someone tried to commit suicide. They jumped from two stories. A few kids saw him fall, and were immediately ushered to student services. We were put into lockdown for two hours. Without phone access, a lot of us thought that there was a bomb threat. Scary stuff.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d44e6368722490000caa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\nThe hilarious part was that the Football coach was a huuuuuuuge homophobe. I slept with no less than three of his players.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598d46263687228a4000ae1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d43663687250a00029b4#post_5598d43663687250a00029b4\r\nIt is a female dominated thing it would seem. \r\nI dunno.\r\nSome polish girl. \r\nOthers I window shop","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5598d46963687258770004a0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/1/11/328am.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5598d49c6368726a410014cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d42a6368726a4100142e#post_5598d42a6368726a4100142e\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]I don't have any school Stories.\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\nNeither do I...\r\n\r\n...\r\nOH WAIT!\r\nYou guys know that deaf school that was voted for Taylor Swift to sing at?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598d49c63687228a4000b25","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3c06368726a41001375#post_5598d3c06368726a41001375\r\n\r\n...that's a story I want to hear.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3de63687250a000291b#post_5598d3de63687250a000291b\r\n\r\nI was lucky. No cliques at my school whatsoever. A few typical jackasses, but when you attended a school right next to one of the biggest private schools in the state? It weeded out a lot of the preps and jocks you see in a typical high school flick.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d4b16368722490000d2c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]All this exciting shit happening around you people, and I've never even kissed a person[/bq]\r\nI've never even been remotely in a romantic relationship\r\n\r\nI have you all beat","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5598d4cb6368720ef90012a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I used to be a DJ at my old highschool. Also, was a singer for hire. Not anymore though.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598d4d06368720ef90012ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d46263687228a4000ae1#post_5598d46263687228a4000ae1\r\n\r\nI've tried male ones. Frankly, they scare me.\r\n\r\nMy favorite is probably ASMRRequests.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d4d763687250600039c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d42a6368726a4100142e#post_5598d42a6368726a4100142e\r\nHere's a funny one. All the girls were called by the teachers. And it turns out someone left a bloodied underwear. And then the teacher brought it to the girls and the girls were scared shitless.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598d4ea6368722490000d72","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I meet you Squiggy, I'm going to jump right into your arms and give you the deepest kiss","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598d5356368725877000528","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d4d06368720ef90012ad#post_5598d4d06368720ef90012ad\r\nI have to admit, I have no idea what ASMR is, but from the sound of it, it sounds like something I might regret looking up on Google.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598d53c6368726a410015a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d49c63687228a4000b25#post_5598d49c63687228a4000b25\r\nWe thought the place was deserted. It was lunch time and we were both looking to get off. So we pulled our pants down, lubed him up, he slammed my back against the wall and we went at it. It was really hot and really scary. Especially when my drama teacher came in. She didn't notice us but we didn't get to finish.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598d53f63687228a4000bba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My anthropology teacher has a few stories surrounding him, all of which he confirmed using physical and witness provided evidence. Like the time he charged down our sociology teacher with a to-scale whale penis. Or when he jumped out of the classroom window, climbed the tree next to the classroom, and screamed \"free will!\"","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d5416368726a410015ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's kind of interesting how Americans love Zyuranger while It's seen as an average season in Japan. (Probably because It's more epic in comparison to Power rangers)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5598d55b6368725060003a91","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This is what happens when you don't go to school. You miss out on all the interesting and funny shit.\r\n\r\nIiii cant think of many things school related that happened to me. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598d594636872587700057d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d4b16368722490000d2c#post_5598d4b16368722490000d2c\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d3ee6368720ef9001163#post_5598d3ee6368720ef9001163\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]All this exciting shit happening around you people, and I've never even kissed a person[/bq]\r\nI've never even been remotely in a romantic relationship\r\n\r\nI have you all beat[/bq]\r\nWe tied motherfucker","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598d5ae636872587700059c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d5356368725877000528#post_5598d5356368725877000528\r\n\r\nIt's SFW. Don't worry.\r\n\r\nIt's basically women (sometimes men) taking to you in soothing voices and trying to fill your ears with white noise (page crinkling, hair cutting, reading, painting, nail tapping, etc). It does wonders for anxiety and can help you fall asleep.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d53c6368726a410015a6#post_5598d53c6368726a410015a6\r\n\r\nHoly shit, how did your drama teacher not see you?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598d5d76368720ef90013ef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Highschool is also where I got the moniker 'Albus'. Given to me by my History teacher due to my pale complexion. My brother had the same nickname.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598d5e36368722490000e95","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d55b6368725060003a91#post_5598d55b6368725060003a91\r\nI'm like that too. I have some interesting stories, but they're always about things that happened to other people. If my life was an anime, I'd be that guy who's friends with the main character in the first few episodes, but who gets completely forgotten about once the plot gets moving.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598d5f76368722490000eb1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d5ae636872587700059c#post_5598d5ae636872587700059c\r\nWe were backstage in the prop and wardrobe room. It was pretty well secluded but we had to hide im there for a bit before she left.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598d61d63687228a4000cb8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d594636872587700057d#post_5598d594636872587700057d\r\nwhat is romance, i thought girls just liked fucking every now and again?\r\n\r\nand ive got quite a few high school stories, but i can honestly say i'm kind of glad to not live near/see anyone from school anymore\r\n\r\nshit's history and i like it that way","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598d6386368725877000628","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d4d06368720ef90012ad#post_5598d4d06368720ef90012ad\r\nwill czech out.\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"}]}