time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/825.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c5ad5a6368727230420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5acba636872710a230000#post_53c5acba636872710a230000\r\nI apologize, But Dragreder needs to eat\r\n\r\nFinal Vent!\r\n\r\n*I get onto Dragreder and give chase*\r\n\r\n*I leap off for a flying kick*\r\n\r\nRyuki Kick!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c5ad63636872742a580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000#post_53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000\r\nYes...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5ada3636872728a690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000#post_53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000\r\n\r\nslowpoke.wmv.shit","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c5adb463687273f3700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000#post_53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000\r\n*( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5adb963687273c86f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ad5a6368727230420000#post_53c5ad5a6368727230420000\r\n*Is kicked into a black hole*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5ae3d6368720d79300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5adb963687273c86f0000#post_53c5adb963687273c86f0000\r\nBow-chicka-bow-wow","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c5ae5b6368727601800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5adb963687273c86f0000#post_53c5adb963687273c86f0000\r\n*Dragreder's starting to look more pissed*\r\n\r\n*If I don't get My Contract beast something to eat soon, [spoiler]It will eat the Rider instead[/spoiler]*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c5ae7463687274147c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ae3d6368720d79300000#post_53c5ae3d6368720d79300000\r\nAlso known as a supermassive black hole, or Squiggy's anus.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5aec3636872744aaa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ae7463687274147c0000#post_53c5ae7463687274147c0000\r\nMy hole is still as tight as the day I lost my virginity.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5aef463687272186f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ae7463687274147c0000#post_53c5ae7463687274147c0000\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/483/894/463.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c5aefc6368722a851d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5aec3636872744aaa0000#post_53c5aec3636872744aaa0000\r\n_*\"My hole is still as tight as the day I lost my virginity.\"*_\r\n     - SquiggyBomb, 2016","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53c5af22636872744ad90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5aec3636872744aaa0000#post_53c5aec3636872744aaa0000\r\nWell, it will surely be bigger now with a 13 meter theropod stuck in it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5af3663687223ae4e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5aefc6368722a851d0000#post_53c5aefc6368722a851d0000\r\n_You wanna try it out?~_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5af5c63687272309c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5af3663687223ae4e0000#post_53c5af3663687223ae4e0000\r\n*( ° ͜ʖ °)*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5af70636872728add0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*An inexplicable monster appears*\r