time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/825.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c5ad5a6368727230420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5acba636872710a230000#post_53c5acba636872710a230000\r\nI apologize, But Dragreder needs to eat\r\n\r\nFinal Vent!\r\n\r\n*I get onto Dragreder and give chase*\r\n\r\n*I leap off for a flying kick*\r\n\r\nRyuki Kick!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c5ad63636872742a580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000#post_53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000\r\nYes...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5ada3636872728a690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000#post_53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000\r\n\r\nslowpoke.wmv.shit","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c5adb463687273f3700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000#post_53c5ad4c636872742a4b0000\r\n*( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5adb963687273c86f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ad5a6368727230420000#post_53c5ad5a6368727230420000\r\n*Is kicked into a black hole*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5ae3d6368720d79300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5adb963687273c86f0000#post_53c5adb963687273c86f0000\r\nBow-chicka-bow-wow","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c5ae5b6368727601800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5adb963687273c86f0000#post_53c5adb963687273c86f0000\r\n*Dragreder's starting to look more pissed*\r\n\r\n*If I don't get My Contract beast something to eat soon, [spoiler]It will eat the Rider instead[/spoiler]*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c5ae7463687274147c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ae3d6368720d79300000#post_53c5ae3d6368720d79300000\r\nAlso known as a supermassive black hole, or Squiggy's anus.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5aec3636872744aaa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ae7463687274147c0000#post_53c5ae7463687274147c0000\r\nMy hole is still as tight as the day I lost my virginity.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5aef463687272186f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ae7463687274147c0000#post_53c5ae7463687274147c0000\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/483/894/463.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c5aefc6368722a851d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5aec3636872744aaa0000#post_53c5aec3636872744aaa0000\r\n_*\"My hole is still as tight as the day I lost my virginity.\"*_\r\n     - SquiggyBomb, 2016","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53c5af22636872744ad90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5aec3636872744aaa0000#post_53c5aec3636872744aaa0000\r\nWell, it will surely be bigger now with a 13 meter theropod stuck in it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5af3663687223ae4e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5aefc6368722a851d0000#post_53c5aefc6368722a851d0000\r\n_You wanna try it out?~_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5af5c63687272309c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5af3663687223ae4e0000#post_53c5af3663687223ae4e0000\r\n*( ° ͜ʖ °)*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5af70636872728add0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*An inexplicable monster appears*\r\n\r\n*It goes down in one strike of the sword vent*\r\n\r\nThere you go Dragreder","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c5af7c636872237a3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5af3663687223ae4e0000#post_53c5af3663687223ae4e0000\r\nGood sir, I must pass on the offer.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53c5af9c63687239513b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5af7c636872237a3e0000#post_53c5af7c636872237a3e0000\r\nOh well.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5b01063687239514f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5aefc6368722a851d0000#post_53c5aefc6368722a851d0000\r\n\r\n\"_*a plunger wrapped on sandpaper is my favorite foreplay*_\"    \r\n - squiggybomb 2020","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c5b0136368720f79ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Steals Admiral*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b01a63687238f33b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5af9c63687239513b0000#post_53c5af9c63687239513b0000\r\nYou tried so _hard_.\r\n\r\n~^_*Snickers*_^~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b0736368723963300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b01a63687238f33b0000#post_53c5b01a63687238f33b0000\r\nYou know it Love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5b0b363687273df2a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Throws Admiral into a pit with a hungry pitbull*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b0f8636872549f220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b0b363687273df2a0100#post_53c5b0b363687273df2a0100\r\nUnfortunately I had to part with Admiral. I couldn't keep him in my building so I gave him to one of my friends.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5b0ff636872549f270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b0736368723963300000#post_53c5b0736368723963300000\r\n\"( ° ͜ʖ °)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryog-cgp9_I","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b121636872549f360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b0b363687273df2a0100#post_53c5b0b363687273df2a0100\r\n*blood and viscera geyser out of the pit. when it clears only Admiral is left, happily licking the gore off his adorable little paws.*","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}