time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/970.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d40cf86368727019130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40c656368723e8a020200#post_53d40c656368723e8a020200\r\nOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! So that's what that's called!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d40d1f63687255fb050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40cf86368727019130200#post_53d40cf86368727019130200\r\nYup.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40d836368720d2ccc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40ced63687237ce260200#post_53d40ced63687237ce260200\r\nWu Tang Clan. Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d40da66368720d2cd30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't get me wrong. Touch Fluffy Tail is great but it's not as great \"Absolute Territory\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40dc36368720c3bf80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40d836368720d2ccc0000#post_53d40d836368720d2ccc0000\r\ncream/10\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d413736368726702520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"To have some type of knowledge that is one perception\r\nBut knowin' you own your opponent is a defeatin' bonus\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d413c263687228eb030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Two guys walk into a bar\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The third guy ducks.[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d41488636872186f110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d413c263687228eb030200#post_53d413c263687228eb030200\r\nThree gay guys walk into a bar. There's only one stool left. What do they do?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]They flip it over[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d414ee63687209e7420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Why the long face?\"\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The horse breaks down crying because he didn't ask to be born like this.[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d4151763687205e1eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41488636872186f110000#post_53d41488636872186f110000\r\nA pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walks into a bar.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]He orders a drink.[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d41564636872186f3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4151763687205e1eb0100#post_53d4151763687205e1eb0100\r\nPppfffff.\r\nI just got water all over my monitor!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d415a463687274fa9e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41564636872186f3d0000#post_53d41564636872186f3d0000\r\nYou needn't flaunt your sarcasm around like that.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d415a863687210fb760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4151763687205e1eb0100#post_53d4151763687205e1eb0100\r\nI don't get it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d416196368724df0030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let's have sex with a cat?\" asked the zoophiliac.\r\n\"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it?\" says the sadist.\r\n\"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it?\" shouted the murderer.\r\n\"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again?\" said the necrophiliac.\r\n\"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it?\" said the pyromaniac.\r\n[spoiler]There was silence, and then the masochist said: \"Meow.\"[/spoiler]