time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/970.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d40cf86368727019130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40c656368723e8a020200#post_53d40c656368723e8a020200\r\nOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! So that's what that's called!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d40d1f63687255fb050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40cf86368727019130200#post_53d40cf86368727019130200\r\nYup.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40d836368720d2ccc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40ced63687237ce260200#post_53d40ced63687237ce260200\r\nWu Tang Clan. Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d40da66368720d2cd30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't get me wrong. Touch Fluffy Tail is great but it's not as great \"Absolute Territory\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d40dc36368720c3bf80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d40d836368720d2ccc0000#post_53d40d836368720d2ccc0000\r\ncream/10\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d413736368726702520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"To have some type of knowledge that is one perception\r\nBut knowin' you own your opponent is a defeatin' bonus\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d413c263687228eb030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Two guys walk into a bar\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The third guy ducks.[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d41488636872186f110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d413c263687228eb030200#post_53d413c263687228eb030200\r\nThree gay guys walk into a bar. There's only one stool left. What do they do?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]They flip it over[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d414ee63687209e7420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Why the long face?\"\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The horse breaks down crying because he didn't ask to be born like this.[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d4151763687205e1eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41488636872186f110000#post_53d41488636872186f110000\r\nA pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walks into a bar.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]He orders a drink.[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d41564636872186f3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4151763687205e1eb0100#post_53d4151763687205e1eb0100\r\nPppfffff.\r\nI just got water all over my monitor!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d415a463687274fa9e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41564636872186f3d0000#post_53d41564636872186f3d0000\r\nYou needn't flaunt your sarcasm around like that.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d415a863687210fb760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4151763687205e1eb0100#post_53d4151763687205e1eb0100\r\nI don't get it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d416196368724df0030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let's have sex with a cat?\" asked the zoophiliac.\r\n\"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it?\" says the sadist.\r\n\"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it?\" shouted the murderer.\r\n\"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again?\" said the necrophiliac.\r\n\"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it?\" said the pyromaniac.\r\n[spoiler]There was silence, and then the masochist said: \"Meow.\"[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d416306368721689840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A crocodile walks into a bar and immediately attacks and devours this old, biker lady smoking a cigarette while carving her initials into her table.\r\n\r\nThe crocodile gulps her down, then asks the bartender for a beer.\r\n\r\nThe bartender says \"We don't serve drug users here.\"\r\n\r\nThe crocodile is offended. \"I'm not a drug user!\" he shouts.\r\n\r\nThe bartender replies, [spoiler]\"Oh yeah? What about that bar bitch you ate?\"[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d4180c6368721104270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A guy calls 911 \"OH MY GOD, THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT, I JUST SHOT MY FRIEND, HE MIGHT BE DEAD\"\r\n\r\nThe operator says: \"Calm down, first, you have to make sure he is dead\"\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The guys says ok and shoots his friend[/spoiler] \"Now what?\" ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d4188d63687278334a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"These are terrible.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]You all deserve pun-ishment[/spoiler]","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d41cff6368720150120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what's REALLY interesting. When Bayonetta first came out, a lot of people criticized her design as being \"overly sexual.\" First of  all that's kind of the point. But what boggles me is that some people automatically assumed it was a MAN who designed Bayonetta and Jeanne. And yes, Hideki Kamiya did CREATE Bayo he did not design her.\r\n!http://www.nautiljon.com/images/people/00/67/shimazaki_mari_28876.jpg?0!\r\nThis lady did! Shimazaki Mari.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d41dbd6368720c0e2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41cff6368720150120000#post_53d41cff6368720150120000\r\nwell, now it's all okay.\r\nAfter all, Sailor Moon was made by a woman and is full of female stereotypes (which is part of the charm really). Not a peep from tumblr ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53d41e08636872608b510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Randomosaur is completely heterosexual.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d41e8763687234c3f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41e08636872608b510100#post_53d41e08636872608b510100\r\n\r\nheterosexuality is for squares.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d41ec56368727664a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41dbd6368720c0e2f0000#post_53d41dbd6368720c0e2f0000\r\nWell after they whole debacle of \"OMG it's objectifying women\" died down, a lot of people took a step back and actually LOOKED at Bayo. And I'll say it right now, sexualization does not automatically mean objectification. Hell I feel confident in saying that Bayonetta is the best written female character of the entire last Generation. More than Elly, Elizabeth or Clementine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d41ef56368721be4620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41ec56368727664a50000#post_53d41ec56368727664a50000\r\n\r\n>clementine\r\n\r\nthat opinion seems rather biased.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d41f006368721be4660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Feathered ornithischian.\":http://www.theguardian.com/science/lost-worlds/2014/jul/24/kulindadromeus-feathers-dinosaur-birds-evolution-siberia-russia ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d41f49636872355e090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d41ef56368721be4620000#post_53d41ef56368721be4620000\r\nI'm not saying that Clem is a BAD character. Far from it. She's the best child character in gaming aside from Nanako.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}