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{"topics":[{"id":"5548475e63687212b2020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I decided to check out the teasers for the new star wars movie because what the hell\r\n\r\nI actually am kind of interested. (Even though I've never really been the biggest fan of star wars. I might actually go back and rewatch the original trilogy in preparation for this.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5548477f6368722fac0a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554847416368726954b40300#post_554847416368726954b40300\r\nLooking at monster boy porn.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55484790636872684c3b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554844b5636872684ce80000#post_554844b5636872684ce80000\r\nHow he beat Superman? Well he used Kriptonite, simple, but inteand of a rock, Batman used kriptonite dust, so when Superman accidentally inhaled it, all the dust entered in his lugs, making Superman falling sick And almost dying.\r\n\r\nSaitama is freaking poweful in planetary levels, but he is not a god and neither inmortal. We don,t know if Saitama can suffer for illness and we don't know if Saitama is inmune to diceases.\r\n\r\nSo in short, Batman creates a virus for Saitama. Saitama falls sick and gets weak. Batman used this as a chance and beats him.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5548480f6368721ac4f02000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554844b5636872684ce80000#post_554844b5636872684ce80000\r\nThis is why I legitimately don't like most superheroes.\r\n\r\n\"Well my favorite character has less weaknesses!\"\r\n\"Well my favorite character has no weaknesses!\"\r\n\"Well my favorite character eventually becomes God!\"\r\n\r\nI don't like stories where the main character has little to no struggle or such weaknesses.\r\n\r\nIf you want to know what makes a good superhero watch \"Unbreakable\"; it may have been a mediocre superhero film by a terrible director, but I still liked it because the villain was a villain not because he was undefeatable but because he was fragile and the hero was the hero not because he was a modern day mythos of a God or such but because no matter how much his body was broken he would get up and it wasn't his body that was unbreakable but it was his determination was unbreakable.\r\n\r\nWhy is batman so popular? For the same reason; how many times has he gotten his ass kicked? How many times has Bane broken his back again? Why is The Dark Knight considered a modern day classic? Cause it may not have been the best film ever, but because it was about two characters who would never give up no matter what. If Heath Ledger hadn't of died then chances are there would currently be a bunch of Batman movies in the work that would be even better.\r\n\r\nWhat makes a good superhero film or series isn't about who has the most super powers but rather seeing the hero no matter how broken get back up.\r\n\r\nThat is why the Superman movie was utter shit is because the entire time they were talking about how Clark was going to change the world and how he would be a force for good and when he finally does become superman he blows up half of the city, kills hundreds of thousands of people and causes trillions of dollars in damage.\r\n\r\nWhat defines a hero isn't how many super powers he has, rather it's how he refuses to stay down.\r\n\r\n\r\nSide note: honestly I think superheroes that don't have any super powers or barely has any super powers are far more interesting than characters that have all the super powers.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554848766368722656721d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484790636872684c3b0400#post_55484790636872684c3b0400\r\nMy counter: Saitama normal punches are the equivalent of lazily throwing your arm with your hand in a fist.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554848aa6368
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