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{"topics":[{"id":"5548475e63687212b2020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I decided to check out the teasers for the new star wars movie because what the hell\r\n\r\nI actually am kind of interested. (Even though I've never really been the biggest fan of star wars. I might actually go back and rewatch the original trilogy in preparation for this.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5548477f6368722fac0a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554847416368726954b40300#post_554847416368726954b40300\r\nLooking at monster boy porn.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55484790636872684c3b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554844b5636872684ce80000#post_554844b5636872684ce80000\r\nHow he beat Superman? Well he used Kriptonite, simple, but inteand of a rock, Batman used kriptonite dust, so when Superman accidentally inhaled it, all the dust entered in his lugs, making Superman falling sick And almost dying.\r\n\r\nSaitama is freaking poweful in planetary levels, but he is not a god and neither inmortal. We don,t know if Saitama can suffer for illness and we don't know if Saitama is inmune to diceases.\r\n\r\nSo in short, Batman creates a virus for Saitama. Saitama falls sick and gets weak. Batman used this as a chance and beats him.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5548480f6368721ac4f02000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554844b5636872684ce80000#post_554844b5636872684ce80000\r\nThis is why I legitimately don't like most superheroes.\r\n\r\n\"Well my favorite character has less weaknesses!\"\r\n\"Well my favorite character has no weaknesses!\"\r\n\"Well my favorite character eventually becomes God!\"\r\n\r\nI don't like stories where the main character has little to no struggle or such weaknesses.\r\n\r\nIf you want to know what makes a good superhero watch \"Unbreakable\"; it may have been a mediocre superhero film by a terrible director, but I still liked it because the villain was a villain not because he was undefeatable but because he was fragile and the hero was the hero not because he was a modern day mythos of a God or such but because no matter how much his body was broken he would get up and it wasn't his body that was unbreakable but it was his determination was unbreakable.\r\n\r\nWhy is batman so popular? For the same reason; how many times has he gotten his ass kicked? How many times has Bane broken his back again? Why is The Dark Knight considered a modern day classic? Cause it may not have been the best film ever, but because it was about two characters who would never give up no matter what. If Heath Ledger hadn't of died then chances are there would currently be a bunch of Batman movies in the work that would be even better.\r\n\r\nWhat makes a good superhero film or series isn't about who has the most super powers but rather seeing the hero no matter how broken get back up.\r\n\r\nThat is why the Superman movie was utter shit is because the entire time they were talking about how Clark was going to change the world and how he would be a force for good and when he finally does become superman he blows up half of the city, kills hundreds of thousands of people and causes trillions of dollars in damage.\r\n\r\nWhat defines a hero isn't how many super powers he has, rather it's how he refuses to stay down.\r\n\r\n\r\nSide note: honestly I think superheroes that don't have any super powers or barely has any super powers are far more interesting than characters that have all the super powers.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554848766368722656721d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484790636872684c3b0400#post_55484790636872684c3b0400\r\nMy counter: Saitama normal punches are the equivalent of lazily throwing your arm with your hand in a fist.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554848aa636872684c950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548480f6368721ac4f02000#post_5548480f6368721ac4f02000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]What defines a hero isn't how many super powers he has, rather it's how he refuses to stay down.[/bq]\r\n...How do you not like One Piece again?\r\nThat's Luffy's Magnum Opus.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554848ab63687212b2100300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484790636872684c3b0400#post_55484790636872684c3b0400\r\nWell, Saitama can just meet Batman and punch the entire neighbourhood away with the dude.\r\nEven Batman can't dodge that.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554848f96368722face20700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548480f6368721ac4f02000#post_5548480f6368721ac4f02000\r\nSaitama may be practically god on a power standpoint, But The lack of challenge in pretty much all factors has left him almost emotionally dead.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554849256368722fac1b0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you want a more definitive example of what I mean:\r\nIf more superpowers = better character then why is the xmen wolverine's movie deadpool complete shit compared to regular deadpool?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554849506368725d6a131a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554848766368722656721d00#post_554848766368722656721d00\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484790636872684c3b0400#post_55484790636872684c3b0400\r\nMy counter: Saitama normal punches are the equivalent of lazily throwing your arm with your hand in a fist.[/bq]\r\nMy counter: Saitama eats something poisonus, gets tifoidea and dies.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5548498b63687201eaf30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The best friends are doing a playthrough of sonic adventure 1\r\n\r\nAt first I thought \"oh god more people I like shitting on one of the good sonic games\"\r\nBUT THEYRE TOTALLY INTO IT\r\nTHEY KNOW THE ADVENTURE SERIES IS HYPE\r\nI mean janky as hell but FUCKING HYPE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554849c0636872684c020700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554849256368722fac1b0800#post_554849256368722fac1b0800\r\nIt's not a point on which is a better character.\r\nIt's a point if both character were to fight, who would win.\r\n\r\nIn these kinds of situations, you throw away your fan-feelings, your general rooting for your favourite character and become the third party. You become the dude in the middle and your job is just to observe, not judge.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55484a1763687201ea7b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554849256368722fac1b0800#post_554849256368722fac1b0800\r\nIMO, Saitama's a great character because he's very human, He's a superhero mainly for selfish reasons, But he still does it mainly to help people. (And he tends to gives the credit for his achievements to the Non-Godmen for actually putting their lives on the line.)\r\n\r\nHe's pretty much just a random schmuck who ends up becoming the most powerful man in the world.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55484a926368720749e50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554848ab63687212b2100300#post_554848ab63687212b2100300\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484790636872684c3b0400#post_55484790636872684c3b0400\r\nWell, Saitama can just meet Batman and punch the entire neighbourhood away with the dude.\r\nEven Batman can't dodge that.[/bq]\r\nYeah, but probably Saitama would not care because Bat is a human. Batman can take this as an advantage.\r\nSaitama prefers powerful adversaries.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55484a9e63687212b21d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just found a webcomic called Space School.\r\nOne of the characters is straight up Too_Offensive.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55484b3f636872684c2b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484a9e63687212b21d0500#post_55484a9e63687212b21d0500\r\nIn what respect?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55484bb16368722656582200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484b3f636872684c2b0900#post_55484b3f636872684c2b0900\r\nHis name is Zeggy.\r\nHe has a borderline unhealthy obsession with butts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55484bc2636872684cb40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484a1763687201ea7b0500#post_55484a1763687201ea7b0500\r\nAnd that's why I think he's boring; he's never challenged; he never has to pick up the pieces after getting his ass kicked or such.\r\n\r\nI know it's a kung fu movie, but look at *ANY* jackie chan movie; almost the entire time in any of his movies he's constantly getting his ass kicked and despite getting his ass kicked he gets back up.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55484bd063687212b26f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484bb16368722656582200#post_55484bb16368722656582200\r\nSounds like him.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484b3f636872684c2b0900#post_55484b3f636872684c2b0900\r\nSounds like you.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55484be963687269544d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484a1763687201ea7b0500#post_55484a1763687201ea7b0500\r\nFor example, There's this one bit where the C-class superhero Licenceless rider (Pretty much just a guy who rides a bike) is fighting the Sea king. He clearly has no chance of winning seeing how the Sea king beat the shit out of various S-classes, But he fights on anyway because he has to. Saitama steps in before the sea king can kill him while he's down and he goes \"You did great out there.\"","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55484bf56368722656b62200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548480f6368721ac4f02000#post_5548480f6368721ac4f02000\r\nThis shows why Captain America is best hero.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55484c16636872684c1c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484be963687269544d0900#post_55484be963687269544d0900\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484bc2636872684cb40900#post_55484bc2636872684cb40900\r\nIs nobody reading my side of this argument?\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484a926368720749e50100#post_55484a926368720749e50100\r\nWell, except for you.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55484c656368722656622300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55484be963687269544d0900#post_55484be963687269544d0900\r\nLicenseless Rider sounds 100000000 times more interesting than Saitama","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55484cb46368722656e22300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Then Saitama beats the sea king in one punch And he convinces the crowd that the S classes heroes and licenceless rider weakened him.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55484cd063687201eaa30800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait. No. Scratch that.\r\nHe's like the werid alien hybrid of me and Too_Offensive. Not only is obsessed with butts but he will flirt with anything that has two legs and a penis.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]} |