time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1563.json

{"topics":[{"id":"541519d96368726bcd6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415195563687274bed20100#post_5415195563687274bed20100\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151976636872677e9a0100#post_54151976636872677e9a0100\r\nHe's right. Masturbation: The cure to all of life's problems.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541519f363687230b3580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415195563687274bed20100#post_5415195563687274bed20100\r\n\r\nlisten to asmr","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541519f76368727b16a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541519c96368725e27410000#post_541519c96368725e27410000\r\n\r\nJokes on you, I already look like that :P","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54151a366368725a72780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541519cf6368721897220100#post_541519cf6368721897220100\r\nI know right!?\r\nAll I did was offer the guy a bj. When did that become a _faux-pas_ at a birthday party?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54151a4f6368720cbf6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"it's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals\r\nWho shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?\r\nDO not stand still, both show skills\r\nClose but no crills, toast for po' ills, post no bills\r\nCoast to coast Joe Shmoes flows ill, go chill\r\nNot supposed to overdose, no Doz pills\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54151a996368721eb2cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151a366368725a72780000#post_54151a366368725a72780000\r\n\r\nPeople these days I tell you. And the guy didn't even complained, I think the bastard enjoyed it\r\n\r\nSeriously though, iff my cousin has the clothes, I'm disguising as Sweeney Todd. Just three or four days awaken and the look will be complete","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54151ac66368723080c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151a4f6368720cbf6c0100#post_54151a4f6368720cbf6c0100\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51F1pNvPyvL.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54151adc636872755c530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i don't know what i'm doing for halloween\r\nmight get a sexy costume and try to pass it off that i'm wearing it for ironic double standard joke purposes\r\nwhen really i just wanna cross dress","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54151af96368725e27690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151a996368721eb2cf0000#post_54151a996368721eb2cf0000\r\nI actually dressed as Edward Scissorhands one year.\r\nThat costume was a nightmare [spoiler]before Christmas[/spoiler] to make.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54151b416368723004380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151af96368725e27690000#post_54151af96368725e27690000\r\n\r\nYou apologize for that pun or I tell mariomarc to pull out Mr whip","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54151b526368725189a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151adc636872755c530100#post_54151adc636872755c530100\r\nSassy rick grimes perhaps?\r\n!https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2830/10105414804_b3b29eebed_z.jpg!\r\nI would be all over some crossdressing  if I had any parties to go to. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54151b596368725a55600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In a few hours I'll be teaching the kids how to field strip an M-16. Hopefully, It won't try to eat me again.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54151b6d6368725a3c990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Quas