time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1563.json

{"topics":[{"id":"541519d96368726bcd6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415195563687274bed20100#post_5415195563687274bed20100\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151976636872677e9a0100#post_54151976636872677e9a0100\r\nHe's right. Masturbation: The cure to all of life's problems.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541519f363687230b3580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5415195563687274bed20100#post_5415195563687274bed20100\r\n\r\nlisten to asmr","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541519f76368727b16a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541519c96368725e27410000#post_541519c96368725e27410000\r\n\r\nJokes on you, I already look like that :P","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54151a366368725a72780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541519cf6368721897220100#post_541519cf6368721897220100\r\nI know right!?\r\nAll I did was offer the guy a bj. When did that become a _faux-pas_ at a birthday party?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54151a4f6368720cbf6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"it's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals\r\nWho shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?\r\nDO not stand still, both show skills\r\nClose but no crills, toast for po' ills, post no bills\r\nCoast to coast Joe Shmoes flows ill, go chill\r\nNot supposed to overdose, no Doz pills\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54151a996368721eb2cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151a366368725a72780000#post_54151a366368725a72780000\r\n\r\nPeople these days I tell you. And the guy didn't even complained, I think the bastard enjoyed it\r\n\r\nSeriously though, iff my cousin has the clothes, I'm disguising as Sweeney Todd. Just three or four days awaken and the look will be complete","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54151ac66368723080c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151a4f6368720cbf6c0100#post_54151a4f6368720cbf6c0100\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51F1pNvPyvL.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54151adc636872755c530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i don't know what i'm doing for halloween\r\nmight get a sexy costume and try to pass it off that i'm wearing it for ironic double standard joke purposes\r\nwhen really i just wanna cross dress","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54151af96368725e27690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151a996368721eb2cf0000#post_54151a996368721eb2cf0000\r\nI actually dressed as Edward Scissorhands one year.\r\nThat costume was a nightmare [spoiler]before Christmas[/spoiler] to make.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54151b416368723004380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151af96368725e27690000#post_54151af96368725e27690000\r\n\r\nYou apologize for that pun or I tell mariomarc to pull out Mr whip","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54151b526368725189a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151adc636872755c530100#post_54151adc636872755c530100\r\nSassy rick grimes perhaps?\r\n!https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2830/10105414804_b3b29eebed_z.jpg!\r\nI would be all over some crossdressing  if I had any parties to go to. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54151b596368725a55600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In a few hours I'll be teaching the kids how to field strip an M-16. Hopefully, It won't try to eat me again.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54151b6d6368725a3c990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151b416368723004380100#post_54151b416368723004380100\r\nThat's not much of a threat now darling~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54151b856368725a8ba70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to dress as Ultra Seven, But since Halloween isn't very far away, That's very wishful thinking.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54151b956368722cf97c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151b526368725189a60100#post_54151b526368725189a60100\r\nthat name is hilarious\r\n\r\nbut if you guys wanna give me actual suggestions","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54151b996368725a53a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the thing that makes madvillainy so awesome is how abstract it is.\r\n\r\ntrought the whole album, there isnt even 1, NOT A SINGLE, chorus, couple that with the fact most songs are 1 - 2 minute long, and mf doom´s weird flow, its such an abstract album, like it was suppose to be made to NOT play on radios.\r\n\r\nseriously 1 minute long songs and no choruses, and lots of skits it felt weird at first","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54151bf563687209c7e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/VuocZGP.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54151c106368722d82910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151b956368722cf97c0100#post_54151b956368722cf97c0100\r\nBe batgirl! Ooh, or a gender swapped frankenfurter for double cross dressing action!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54151c4863687254fe250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/dvANCdB.png!\r\n\r\naxl was an inmature asshole tho","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54151d3d6368726bcdec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Hellsing Ultimate is coming on in a few hours.\r\nThat'll be fun. Truth be told I never watched the first anime series but I did read the entire manga from start to finish.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54151d5b63687273882d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Lk1aCN2.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/V6cChA3.png!\r\n\r\nbiggie had a skit in his album of him just getting a blowjob btw","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54151e5c6368726aa44f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"can anyone link me good schoolgirl outfits?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54151eda63687212ca8f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151e5c6368726aa44f0000#post_54151e5c6368726aa44f0000\r\nGive me a second.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54151f1b63687242a9720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151e5c6368726aa44f0000#post_54151e5c6368726aa44f0000\r\nJust avoid plaid skirts. You don't want your costume to be mistaken for a well dressed Scotsman ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54151f376368727481190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54151eda63687212ca8f0100#post_54151eda63687212ca8f0100\r\n\r\nRemember to spoiler them sweetie","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}