time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1316.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fbe2d363687230bfbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe24a6368724806630000#post_53fbe24a6368724806630000\r\nNo.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe2d363687230bfbc0000#post_53fbe2d363687230bfbc0000\r\n[spoiler]Can you put a strap-on on it and have it fuck you?![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbe32d6368721aca030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000#post_53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000\r\nProbably. (I'm not sure how that would even work.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fbe36e6368723ef4ce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000#post_53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe32d6368721aca030100#post_53fbe32d6368721aca030100\r\nHappy Birthday! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbe39b6368723770af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe32d6368721aca030100#post_53fbe32d6368721aca030100\r\nWalking backwards aggressively. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fbe3bc6368723c1dac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe32d6368721aca030100#post_53fbe32d6368721aca030100\r\n[spoiler]Put the strap-on on it int the _proper place._ Lay it on it's back. Then ride it like a dirty dirty slut.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbe3c96368726772790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe39b6368723770af0100#post_53fbe39b6368723770af0100\r\nmoon-walk anal masturbation?\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe3bc6368723c1dac0100#post_53fbe3bc6368723c1dac0100\r\ni love these words","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbe3fb636872756b5a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Press \"V\" To reverse Cowgirl the shit out of it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbe4216368727d834f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe3c96368726772790000#post_53fbe3c96368726772790000\r\nDirty talk is an art.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbe43a636872756b850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4216368727d834f0000#post_53fbe4216368727d834f0000\r\none of the great arts","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbe47b636872756ba50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4216368727d834f0000#post_53fbe4216368727d834f0000\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe43a636872756b850000#post_53fbe43a636872756b850000\r\nTalk dirty to me.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbe4846368723ee84c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/f5a867b4b0ee4a01a89bf37b886fb4c0/tumblr_navutx8gIY1qjvg7to1_1280.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/7ab41178815ee8d4ef527ea3877a0173/tumblr_navutx8gIY1qjvg7to2_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbe4c06368720e5d2e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4846368723ee84c0100#post_53fbe4846368723ee84c0100\r\n[spoiler]But Sam got his sword from his dad...[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbe4c76368727cdc6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe47b636872756ba50000#post_53fbe47b636872756ba50000\r\n\r\n!http://www.instrumentalsavings.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/c%20trumpet.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002f