time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1316.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fbe2d363687230bfbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe24a6368724806630000#post_53fbe24a6368724806630000\r\nNo.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe2d363687230bfbc0000#post_53fbe2d363687230bfbc0000\r\n[spoiler]Can you put a strap-on on it and have it fuck you?![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbe32d6368721aca030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000#post_53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000\r\nProbably. (I'm not sure how that would even work.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fbe36e6368723ef4ce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000#post_53fbe30a63687270bf1c0000\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe32d6368721aca030100#post_53fbe32d6368721aca030100\r\nHappy Birthday! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbe39b6368723770af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe32d6368721aca030100#post_53fbe32d6368721aca030100\r\nWalking backwards aggressively. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fbe3bc6368723c1dac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe32d6368721aca030100#post_53fbe32d6368721aca030100\r\n[spoiler]Put the strap-on on it int the _proper place._ Lay it on it's back. Then ride it like a dirty dirty slut.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbe3c96368726772790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe39b6368723770af0100#post_53fbe39b6368723770af0100\r\nmoon-walk anal masturbation?\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe3bc6368723c1dac0100#post_53fbe3bc6368723c1dac0100\r\ni love these words","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbe3fb636872756b5a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Press \"V\" To reverse Cowgirl the shit out of it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbe4216368727d834f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe3c96368726772790000#post_53fbe3c96368726772790000\r\nDirty talk is an art.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbe43a636872756b850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4216368727d834f0000#post_53fbe4216368727d834f0000\r\none of the great arts","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbe47b636872756ba50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4216368727d834f0000#post_53fbe4216368727d834f0000\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe43a636872756b850000#post_53fbe43a636872756b850000\r\nTalk dirty to me.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbe4846368723ee84c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/f5a867b4b0ee4a01a89bf37b886fb4c0/tumblr_navutx8gIY1qjvg7to1_1280.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/7ab41178815ee8d4ef527ea3877a0173/tumblr_navutx8gIY1qjvg7to2_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbe4c06368720e5d2e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4846368723ee84c0100#post_53fbe4846368723ee84c0100\r\n[spoiler]But Sam got his sword from his dad...[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbe4c76368727cdc6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe47b636872756ba50000#post_53fbe47b636872756ba50000\r\n\r\n!http://www.instrumentalsavings.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/c%20trumpet.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbe4ce6368720e5d380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe3bc6368723c1dac0100#post_53fbe3bc6368723c1dac0100\r\n[spoiler]Guess that's the closest you can get to having Gay sex with an Espeon at the moment.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fbe4e96368726772d20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4846368723ee84c0100#post_53fbe4846368723ee84c0100\r\nsomeones about to get footballed!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbe50a63687229ac1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4c76368727cdc6b0000#post_53fbe4c76368727cdc6b0000\r\nYes someone got it!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbe5336368727cb1780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe4c06368720e5d2e0000#post_53fbe4c06368720e5d2e0000\r\n[spoiler]it probably costs a pretty penny to convert a sword into an HF blade[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fbe55b63687235df100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/f4ebd9d0096e141d8a6f0bbd52ee583f/tumblr_nat7eegFjZ1r19svmo2_1280.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/993e7658f18ff640736ecc30bf87f300/tumblr_nat7eegFjZ1r19svmo1_1280.png!\r\n\r\nchell needs to find better jobs.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbe5ba6368727cb1980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe55b63687235df100000#post_53fbe55b63687235df100000\r\nWell GLADoS did mention a room full of screaming robots...","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fbe7c463687248069d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/8b064163cedb9ff65d7a441bf8b66a81/tumblr_n1i847Ussq1qzezhmo1_500.jpg!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/110dadb88edf2b4e97d005ce786b92ed/tumblr_n9qn1i1MaX1r6hs5vo1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/28748caa0626651f45adaba26e6dbca2/tumblr_n72k8gkAau1rnl9b9o1_1280.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/59ea6f70676d28e8072f005a33e1c88f/tumblr_mwy37pMcAu1r0yamfo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbe80c63687230bfb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe7c463687248069d0100#post_53fbe7c463687248069d0100\r\nFedora is the new butterfly knife?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53fbe9676368724bc90a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"welp im gonnna be studying for a long ass time, im shutting my own internet to not distract myself so.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbe5ba6368727cb1980000#post_53fbe5ba6368727cb1980000\r\n\r\n\"here is a track i found if you want to listen to it\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_71q5lVEjc","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbf4796368725597400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler] !news.toyark.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2014/08/Howard-the-Duck-Pop-Vinyl.jpg! [/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]Quack[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fbf4ae636872532b020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbf4796368725597400100#post_53fbf4796368725597400100\r\n[spoiler]!http://gilwilson.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/howard-max-mouse.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}