time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1837.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54345d976368727cc65a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Idaho and Nevada just legalized gay marriage.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54345e0163687222d1f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345d976368727cc65a0000#post_54345d976368727cc65a0000\r\n\r\nGood.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54345e2f63687202eb640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I know trashboat doesn't care for gijinka a of ultraman monsters but I just found this\r\n[spoiler]!www.bigbadtoystore.com/images/products/in/large/SUR10011.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nDem hips...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54345e376368724085530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guess who just got back from the dentist?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54345e48636872099e2b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e376368724085530100#post_54345e376368724085530100\r\nJesus?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54345e7c63687202c0a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345d976368727cc65a0000#post_54345d976368727cc65a0000\r\nNothing can stop it now!\r\n!http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/literally/5.png!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54345e806368722a492c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e376368724085530100#post_54345e376368724085530100\r\n\r\nPutin.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e48636872099e2b0100#post_54345e48636872099e2b0100\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e806368722a492c0100#post_54345e806368722a492c0100\r\nNo you fools. It was me!\r\nI haven't had that many strange things in my mouth since High School.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54345eff6368726dd39e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100#post_54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100\r\n\r\nIt's funny because you're implying you sucked dick.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54345f256368724319d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100#post_54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100\r\nHows the teeth? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54345f486368723164120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345eff6368726dd39e0000#post_54345eff6368726dd39e0000\r\nAmong other things I presume. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54345f53636872775e850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e2f63687202eb640000#post_54345e2f63687202eb640000\r\nGijinkas Of Ultra monsters are better than most gijinkas.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54345f6f6368724071e00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345eff6368726dd39e0000#post_54345eff6368726dd39e0000\r\nImplying? I've probably given more blowjobs than Monica Lewinsky.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345f256368724319d90000#post_54345f256368724319d90000\r\nPretty good. Had to get a filling replaced after it got rekt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543460a56368721117cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In other news my grandfather has ordered a copy of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.\r\nSo now I can attone for my greatest sin AND make sure my Halloween costume is accurate.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543460b66368720c3e600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345f6f