time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1837.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54345d976368727cc65a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Idaho and Nevada just legalized gay marriage.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54345e0163687222d1f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345d976368727cc65a0000#post_54345d976368727cc65a0000\r\n\r\nGood.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54345e2f63687202eb640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I know trashboat doesn't care for gijinka a of ultraman monsters but I just found this\r\n[spoiler]!www.bigbadtoystore.com/images/products/in/large/SUR10011.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nDem hips...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54345e376368724085530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guess who just got back from the dentist?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54345e48636872099e2b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e376368724085530100#post_54345e376368724085530100\r\nJesus?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54345e7c63687202c0a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345d976368727cc65a0000#post_54345d976368727cc65a0000\r\nNothing can stop it now!\r\n!http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/literally/5.png!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54345e806368722a492c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e376368724085530100#post_54345e376368724085530100\r\n\r\nPutin.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e48636872099e2b0100#post_54345e48636872099e2b0100\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e806368722a492c0100#post_54345e806368722a492c0100\r\nNo you fools. It was me!\r\nI haven't had that many strange things in my mouth since High School.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54345eff6368726dd39e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100#post_54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100\r\n\r\nIt's funny because you're implying you sucked dick.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54345f256368724319d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100#post_54345ecc6368720fc3ba0100\r\nHows the teeth? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54345f486368723164120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345eff6368726dd39e0000#post_54345eff6368726dd39e0000\r\nAmong other things I presume. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54345f53636872775e850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345e2f63687202eb640000#post_54345e2f63687202eb640000\r\nGijinkas Of Ultra monsters are better than most gijinkas.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54345f6f6368724071e00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345eff6368726dd39e0000#post_54345eff6368726dd39e0000\r\nImplying? I've probably given more blowjobs than Monica Lewinsky.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345f256368724319d90000#post_54345f256368724319d90000\r\nPretty good. Had to get a filling replaced after it got rekt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543460a56368721117cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In other news my grandfather has ordered a copy of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.\r\nSo now I can attone for my greatest sin AND make sure my Halloween costume is accurate.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543460b66368720c3e600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345f6f6368724071e00100#post_54345f6f6368724071e00100\r\nAt least you got it taken care of. 'Cause it can be painful as hell when you end up having a cavity and need it filled and/or having a root canal done.\r\n\r\nAnd as for the Halloween costume part, let's hope you can get 'er done, dude, especially with making it accurate after a past failure with it.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"543460d66368723164450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54345f6f6368724071e00100#post_54345f6f6368724071e00100\r\nI need to go to the dentist.\r\n\r\nI know my teeth are far from perfect and I want to get them whiten.\r\n\r\nAlso, What happen to them? your teeth I mean? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543460fc63687222e3480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543460d66368723164450100#post_543460d66368723164450100\r\nIt was an old filling and  I guess it just decided to give up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5434613463687212e4660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543460a56368721117cc0000#post_543460a56368721117cc0000\r\n\r\nI still don't know what to dress up as. I suggested being Olive Oyle with my boyfriend as Popeye, but he somehow didn't know who Popeye was and thought he was from Peppa the Pig. So that idea's out; Olive Oyle just looks like a chick in a red dress without a Popeye.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"543461946368724327480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5434613463687212e4660100#post_5434613463687212e4660100\r\n[spoiler]Be the scout and the spy[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543461a76368724d5f230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543460fc63687222e3480100#post_543460fc63687222e3480100\r\nI think my sis has those?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543461df63687202ebf60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543461946368724327480100#post_543461946368724327480100\r\n\r\nNah, too many explanations throughout the night. Good idea, though.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"543462096368727bca4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5434613463687212e4660100#post_5434613463687212e4660100\r\nI'm being Tim Curry!\r\nImagine a big hairy guy in drag!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5434624163687231647a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543461df63687202ebf60000#post_543461df63687202ebf60000\r\nWhat about a Skeleton couple? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5434626d636872099ebd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going as the greedy asshole who eats all the candy and never opens the door. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543462b96368725f266d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5434626d636872099ebd0100#post_5434626d636872099ebd0100\r\nWhy are you dressing up as my granddad?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}