time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2345.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5477985b63687244e43e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547797d36368721f1dd70100#post_547797d36368721f1dd70100\r\nIt's kinda getting there isn't it?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477992d63687279d5690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Welp. I just got in a car accident","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477994d63687279d56f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just Had my Thanksgiving dinner, Boy I had so much fucking CHEESE CAKE! _THERES STILL 4 FUCKING CHEESE CAKES LEFT!_\r\n\r\n\"Man I'm feeling GREAT!\":http://botanicsage.tumblr.com/post/103733531332/pffft","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477997363687274c1230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477992d63687279d5690100#post_5477992d63687279d5690100\r\nOuch, are you ok?\r\n\r\n-Don't Derpibooru and drive-","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54779a0f63687243251d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477992d63687279d5690100#post_5477992d63687279d5690100\r\nWait!? HOLY HELL!\r\n\r\nYou ok? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54779c526368722b33f30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477997363687274c1230000#post_5477997363687274c1230000\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779a0f63687243251d0100#post_54779a0f63687243251d0100\r\n Not a scratch on me or my cousin who was driving. She's pretty shaken up though. And the front tire is bent in. She's handling it a lot better than I would though. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54779c8c6368726b31730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779c526368722b33f30100#post_54779c526368722b33f30100\r\n\r\nEveryone for a moment thought it was you driving","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54779d196368723655650200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779c526368722b33f30100#post_54779c526368722b33f30100\r\nOh Christ, I'm glad to know you and your Cousin are ok.\r\n\r\nIs the car like, totaled? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54779e0b63687270c8900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779c8c6368726b31730000#post_54779c8c6368726b31730000\r\nWhich would be kinda hilarious. \"Man(?) killed in collision while using phone to visit 'my little pony' based porn website\"\r\nI guarantee that would be the headline. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779d196368723655650200#post_54779d196368723655650200\r\nNah. The front left tire is fucked though. I think the axel is bent. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54779e796368723cee280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779e0b63687270c8900000#post_54779e0b63687270c8900000\r\n\r\nPonies are hazardous to drivers","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54779ed46368724d78270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779e0b63687270c8900000#post_54779e0b63687270c8900000\r\nRemember kids, before driving to Buckle up and fap to MLP.\r\n\r\nAlso well that's good, at least the car isn't like fucktoppled to fuck! \r\nWhat happened anyway? Did you guys get het by a car or run into something? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477a07c6368726f66340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779ed46368724d78270200#post_54779ed46368724d78270200\r\nA guy wasn't paying attention and ran a red light as we were coming off of an onramp. \r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477a1586368721013150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensi