time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2345.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5477985b63687244e43e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547797d36368721f1dd70100#post_547797d36368721f1dd70100\r\nIt's kinda getting there isn't it?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477992d63687279d5690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Welp. I just got in a car accident","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477994d63687279d56f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just Had my Thanksgiving dinner, Boy I had so much fucking CHEESE CAKE! _THERES STILL 4 FUCKING CHEESE CAKES LEFT!_\r\n\r\n\"Man I'm feeling GREAT!\":http://botanicsage.tumblr.com/post/103733531332/pffft","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477997363687274c1230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477992d63687279d5690100#post_5477992d63687279d5690100\r\nOuch, are you ok?\r\n\r\n-Don't Derpibooru and drive-","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54779a0f63687243251d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477992d63687279d5690100#post_5477992d63687279d5690100\r\nWait!? HOLY HELL!\r\n\r\nYou ok? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54779c526368722b33f30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477997363687274c1230000#post_5477997363687274c1230000\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779a0f63687243251d0100#post_54779a0f63687243251d0100\r\n Not a scratch on me or my cousin who was driving. She's pretty shaken up though. And the front tire is bent in. She's handling it a lot better than I would though. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54779c8c6368726b31730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779c526368722b33f30100#post_54779c526368722b33f30100\r\n\r\nEveryone for a moment thought it was you driving","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54779d196368723655650200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779c526368722b33f30100#post_54779c526368722b33f30100\r\nOh Christ, I'm glad to know you and your Cousin are ok.\r\n\r\nIs the car like, totaled? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54779e0b63687270c8900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779c8c6368726b31730000#post_54779c8c6368726b31730000\r\nWhich would be kinda hilarious. \"Man(?) killed in collision while using phone to visit 'my little pony' based porn website\"\r\nI guarantee that would be the headline. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779d196368723655650200#post_54779d196368723655650200\r\nNah. The front left tire is fucked though. I think the axel is bent. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54779e796368723cee280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779e0b63687270c8900000#post_54779e0b63687270c8900000\r\n\r\nPonies are hazardous to drivers","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54779ed46368724d78270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779e0b63687270c8900000#post_54779e0b63687270c8900000\r\nRemember kids, before driving to Buckle up and fap to MLP.\r\n\r\nAlso well that's good, at least the car isn't like fucktoppled to fuck! \r\nWhat happened anyway? Did you guys get het by a car or run into something? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477a07c6368726f66340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54779ed46368724d78270200#post_54779ed46368724d78270200\r\nA guy wasn't paying attention and ran a red light as we were coming off of an onramp. \r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477a1586368721013150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a07c6368726f66340200#post_5477a07c6368726f66340200\r\n[spoiler]Sue em![/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477a1ab63687216845c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a1586368721013150100#post_5477a1586368721013150100\r\n\r\nLegally, he can. Endargenment, damage of private property and violation of vehicular regulations\r\n\r\nSpecially if the street has cameras","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5477a1e863687207c8ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also this is the only Ferguson related thing I'm posting Because PFFFFFFFF.\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/ca3b63b4d7af01117eaa9ec467665b19/tumblr_nfokl4vN9Y1qam8b5o1_1280.png!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/cc42705d7f4e5baf83322f1fdd115343/tumblr_nfokl4vN9Y1qam8b5o2_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\nFUCKING PERFECT","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477a20b6368720f85120200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a1ab63687216845c0200#post_5477a1ab63687216845c0200\r\nHe really can, I mean goodness fucking not paying attention at a RED LIGHT. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477a3596368723e58330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a20b6368720f85120200#post_5477a20b6368720f85120200\r\n\r\nOr have his insurance pay for the damages if he doesn't want to take this matter to court, which is really more due to the money it would cost through the whole process","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5477a3e76368727066140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a1586368721013150100#post_5477a1586368721013150100\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a1ab63687216845c0200#post_5477a1ab63687216845c0200\r\nIt's probably more my aunt and uncle's call but the dude owned up to it instantly. His insurance is covering it. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477a3fb636872639c210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a3596368723e58330000#post_5477a3596368723e58330000\r\nThat too! \r\n\r\nHopefully the guys being reasonable with them.\r\n\r\nI remember the same thing happened to me and my Brother once. He was reasonable and just let his Insurance pay for it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477a42c6368725251480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a3e76368727066140000#post_5477a3e76368727066140000\r\n\r\nMaybe it's due to where I live, but it gives me the fuzzy feelings to know  there are responsable people","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5477a4346368720996b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a3e76368727066140000#post_5477a3e76368727066140000\r\nGood! Also that is true. (For some reason I didn't think it wasn't your car)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477a44163687208c75e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a3fb636872639c210000#post_5477a3fb636872639c210000\r\nYeah, the first thing this guy did was get out of the car, apologize and see if we were okay. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477a44d636872051b0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a42c6368725251480200#post_5477a42c6368725251480200\r\nSame too really. \r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a44163687208c75e0000#post_5477a44163687208c75e0000\r\nThank god! (I feel bad now that I was talking about Sueing him)\r\n\r\nIt really is nice to see Good people around. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5477a5aa6368720532250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5477a44d636872051b0b0000#post_5477a44d636872051b0b0000\r\nThe south gets a bad rap (deservedly at times) but some of the nicest people live here. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5477a6eb6368727f19480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I got bored and made a gif\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/NSfzMH2.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}