time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2463.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547ecf8a6368725c68180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"CANT I PLEASE GET 1 ROCKET MODEL THAT DOESNT SKEW LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ecfdf63687274bbe30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ecf49636872555d370400#post_547ecf49636872555d370400\r\n\r\nthe only thing in my rockets that isnt balanced is the mistery goo canisters.\r\n\r\noh my god, dont tell me 1 small canister is able to bring an entire rocket down\r\n\r\nalso rockets dont have fins thats a bit useless","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ecff663687223e9760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bottled water.\r\n\r\nI don't know why but that is an inherently funny sentence.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547ed12663687266718f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ecff663687223e9760000#post_547ecff663687223e9760000\r\n\r\nGive me the drugs.","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ed17c6368723c69500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck, ill add an even amount of goo canisters this time, cause even the slightest piece of junk can bring a ship down","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ed1c96368723bf0060100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Skreonk","author":"4fde4484945b700aa0002cca"},{"id":"547ed25c6368726ef3640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Sono\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed1c96368723bf0060100#post_547ed1c96368723bf0060100\r\n\r\nYou too.","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ed5a663687212fb7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed25c6368726ef3640000#post_547ed25c6368726ef3640000\r\nMy drugs are my own!\r\n","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547ed5ed63687214c5910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed5a663687212fb7d0000#post_547ed5a663687212fb7d0000\r\n\r\n_c'mmooooonnnn_\r\n\r\npuff puff pass","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ed92263687212fb550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Drugs don't work much on me.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547edb9e63687212fbd10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed92263687212fb550100#post_547ed92263687212fb550100\r\nYou need more drugs then","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"547eee926368722c40350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Funny how the Spongebob soundtracks are the go-to when parodying something.","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"547eff166368722bb7150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6ug28sAA1qatc7qo1_500.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547f001a636872318eb00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547eff166368722bb7150000#post_547eff166368722bb7150000\r\n!http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hhn.gif!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547f1de16368721f92a10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The weirdest thing happened this morning, well it started more like last night. You see, I was on this thread, not wasting my time at all and I decided to visit the front page one last time before I went to bed. I noticed somebody uploaded a new pic of Lilith, which I thought was odd, because every time somebody does upload a new pic of Lilith, I am conveniently on the front page. I decided save the picture on my Nexus, then I closed the page, got a glass of water, and went to bed. This morning, when I turned on my Nexus, I noticed it wouldn't stop reminding me that I saved the picture. I kept swiping the notification away, but it kept coming back. Hell, I turned on Pandora, and thankfully the notification didn't come back, or so I thought. You see, right when the song,\"Never Gon