time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2463.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547ecf8a6368725c68180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"CANT I PLEASE GET 1 ROCKET MODEL THAT DOESNT SKEW LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ecfdf63687274bbe30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ecf49636872555d370400#post_547ecf49636872555d370400\r\n\r\nthe only thing in my rockets that isnt balanced is the mistery goo canisters.\r\n\r\noh my god, dont tell me 1 small canister is able to bring an entire rocket down\r\n\r\nalso rockets dont have fins thats a bit useless","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ecff663687223e9760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bottled water.\r\n\r\nI don't know why but that is an inherently funny sentence.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547ed12663687266718f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ecff663687223e9760000#post_547ecff663687223e9760000\r\n\r\nGive me the drugs.","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ed17c6368723c69500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck, ill add an even amount of goo canisters this time, cause even the slightest piece of junk can bring a ship down","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ed1c96368723bf0060100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Skreonk","author":"4fde4484945b700aa0002cca"},{"id":"547ed25c6368726ef3640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Sono\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed1c96368723bf0060100#post_547ed1c96368723bf0060100\r\n\r\nYou too.","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ed5a663687212fb7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed25c6368726ef3640000#post_547ed25c6368726ef3640000\r\nMy drugs are my own!\r\n","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547ed5ed63687214c5910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed5a663687212fb7d0000#post_547ed5a663687212fb7d0000\r\n\r\n_c'mmooooonnnn_\r\n\r\npuff puff pass","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ed92263687212fb550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Drugs don't work much on me.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547edb9e63687212fbd10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ed92263687212fb550100#post_547ed92263687212fb550100\r\nYou need more drugs then","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"547eee926368722c40350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Funny how the Spongebob soundtracks are the go-to when parodying something.","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"547eff166368722bb7150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6ug28sAA1qatc7qo1_500.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547f001a636872318eb00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547eff166368722bb7150000#post_547eff166368722bb7150000\r\n!http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hhn.gif!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547f1de16368721f92a10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The weirdest thing happened this morning, well it started more like last night. You see, I was on this thread, not wasting my time at all and I decided to visit the front page one last time before I went to bed. I noticed somebody uploaded a new pic of Lilith, which I thought was odd, because every time somebody does upload a new pic of Lilith, I am conveniently on the front page. I decided save the picture on my Nexus, then I closed the page, got a glass of water, and went to bed. This morning, when I turned on my Nexus, I noticed it wouldn't stop reminding me that I saved the picture. I kept swiping the notification away, but it kept coming back. Hell, I turned on Pandora, and thankfully the notification didn't come back, or so I thought. You see, right when the song,\"Never Gonna Let You Go,\" started playing, the notification came back, and it wouldn't let me swipe the notification away until the song finished.\r\nCreepy stuff if you'd ask me.","author":"543c4f1b6368722b48c00100"},{"id":"547f1ea16368726ebfd50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@xWoofyhoundx\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f1de16368721f92a10200#post_547f1de16368721f92a10200\r\n\"In an alternate universe, you are your waifus waifu. Food for thought.\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547f1ff163687208a70c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f1ea16368726ebfd50300#post_547f1ea16368726ebfd50300\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/6/1/641862__safe_solo_oc_animated_meme_tumblr_open+mouth_bat+pony_wide+eyes_fangs.gif!","author":"543c4f1b6368722b48c00100"},{"id":"547f21be6368720b45b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ecf8a6368725c68180100#post_547ecf8a6368725c68180100\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]CANT I PLEASE GET 1 ROCKET MODEL THAT DOESNT SKEW LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER[/bq]\r\nDid you turn on the SAS and RCS modules when launching?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547f243c6368720a84780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@xWoofyhoundx\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f1de16368721f92a10200#post_547f1de16368721f92a10200\r\nGod sometimes play with his creations.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547f2c0c63687208f2820300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"(insert camel here)","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547f363463687262dde70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"scubert","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547f49de6368725d3f8f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Posting this again because it's hilarious\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/dYJZODT.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547f4b0363687260d22a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f21be6368720b45b90000#post_547f21be6368720b45b90000\r\nyes","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547f55896368722b258b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547f4b0363687260d22a0100#post_547f4b0363687260d22a0100\r\nThen it's probably noncentered mass causing the problem.  If the rocket is too lopsided as it gets higher and faster the skew starts going exponentially more severe.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547f5ecc6368720e06680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/498196bace7e6a7874b0c726ee552f5d/tumblr_nfxr1kzkl51te8mjeo2_400.gif!\r\nthat's silly\r\nbut actually kind of badass\r\nit's like if guts used a lightsaber","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}